Ron Artest – rapper, defender extraordinaire, and owner of some of the sweetest haircuts in NBA history – will not be traded to the Dallas Mavericks.

The Sacramento Bee and Dallas Morning News are reporting that the Kings wanted Josh “Reefer Madness” Howard in return, and Mark Cuban balked. Cubes was more than willing to part with Brandon Bass and Jerry Stackhouse, but that wasn’t enough.

If you’re a Kings fan, shouldn’t you get what you can for Ron-Ron now, since he’s in the final year of his contract? As the days go by, the offers are going to become weaker and weaker. Bass is a decent power player with some upside, and even though you’ll have to pay him, Stack’s deal is up after this season.

Or, maybe the Kings are just waiting to see if Lamar Odom can be had.