Greg Norman and Chris Evert Like to Do Each Other
Golf July 20th. 2008, 5:00pmTo culminate a weekend of Greg Norman, we turn our attention to the story of Norman and his new wife Chris Evert. News.com.au has the story of the two lovebirds causing the demise of each other’s previous marriages.
The tennis legend revealed that she and Norman had tried to fight their desire for each other and had undergone couples-counseling with their longtime spouses, Andy Mill and Laura Andrassy, in an effort to overcome their mutual attraction. But Evert, who married the Great White Shark in a lavish ceremony in the Bahamas last month, said counseling did not work and the pair dissolved their marriages to be together.
“It was like an irresistible force,†she said. “How do you explain something like that?â€
 Sure, it sounds cool now because Norman and Evert are two great athletes who have finally found love, but what about the other side of things? Steamy affairs never end well. Pretty soon, Norman will be dancing with a college chick at The Attic.
Eff you, Jeff.
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July 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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July 20th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
And to think, just a few short years later, she’d be making out with Jaime Pressly in a hot tub.
Ah memories.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Nick P +1 for Fastlane reference.
July 20th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Saved By The Bell and a Fastlane reference all in one post? All we need is a Chris Evert/Shark honeymoon video to make this the greatest thing in the history of the internet.
July 20th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Jason Taylor to the Redskins???????????????????????????
July 21st, 2008 at 11:07 am
Tiffany looks better with the ubiquitous addition of 34DD funbags, circa 1997
(NSFW)
http://blog.turntablelab.com/images/tiffany_amber_thiessen3.jpg