Man, how early do you people get up to read Peter King’s MMQB? A flurry of emails this morning about two items in PK’s latest: His daughter got an internship with the Seahawks, and he was grossed-out by a couple that may have been copulating near him on a flight.

7. I think in the interest of full disclosure, I want to report that my daughter, Mary Beth King, has taken a PR internship with the Seattle Seahawks for the season. It’s going to sound hollow to say I had nothing to do with it, but I didn’t. She applied without telling me. New family rule: Mary Beth does not share conversations with Matt Hasselbeck or Mike Holmgren with her father.

Aisle seat in coach on a jumbo jet from LAX to Atlanta. Two seats on either side, with three seats in the middle row. I’m on the left of one of those three-seaters. Boyfriend and girlfriend, I assume, next to me in the other two seats. They put a blanket over their head upon takeoff. There is movement under the blanket. I’m creeped out. I try to fall asleep. Every 10 minutes or so a leg or arm jolts me slightly. Are they stretching to sleep, somehow? Are they doing something else? No one knows. After an hour or so they fall asleep. Blanket stays over their heads until we’re cleared for landing. Then they sit up and get un-disheveled.

There’s probably a crass threesome joke to be made, but we’ll leave that to the professionals. Closest we’ve seen to this was on a flight from Vegas to New York. Two people who didn’t know each other prior to the flight were in the same row, and the middle seat was open. The guy ordered a drink before the plane took off, and the girl decided to get one too. They both drink throughout the flight while we watched a movie on one of those portable gizmos. Finally, as the lights go out prior to landing, these two lunge at each other and starting sucking face. Quite comical.

Monday Morning Quarterback (Sports Illustrated)