Joanna Krupa… Man, this Roundup is weak… Not my fault though… Nobody is sending links today… This had best not be the case this weekend or I’ll just ignore the blog and spend my time in Saratoga at the track… I’ll do it!

I’ll be doing a live-blog for the EliteXC card tomorrow night. Hopefully, it will be better than the s***-show we experienced last time. I’ll be kicking it off around 9pm… Feel free to stop by.

And if you have any tips this weekend, my e-mail address is alumnigonzo at G mail dot com.

Our national obsession with mustaches continues. (Construda)

You-know-who is planning on reporting to camp. (AP)

A screwdriver stabbing. (baynews9.com)

TBL understandably died of a heart attack when he saw this. (Page 6)

A blood diamond for the video game fanatic. (Yahoo! Games)

Book about being an NFL kicker is good! (The Latest Word)

The pitcher from the minor league brawl is currently in county. You know what they make you do in county? (Dayton Daily News)

The top jerks in sports. (CBS Sportsline)

Kid’s a narc if you ask me. (TambaBay.com)

Everything is killing us! (How Stuff Works)

Imig loves typos. That’s why he works here. (Joe Sports Fan)

That was fast – the Bears’ only weapon reports on time. (FanHouse)

Sleepy wide receivers. I may have misunderstood. (The Hazean)

***hit