When Pacman Jones offers you $0 down and 0% APR, you take it. Via Dallas Cowboys Examiner:

Payments so low, you could make it rain with the savings! Ha. Good one.

/self-high-five

I think it’s great Adam Jones is selling cars now, but what I really need is some money to pay my bills. I say put him in a question mark suit and have him take his monotone sales pitch on the road.