Gary Player Mocks Phil Mickelson’s Manboobs
Golf July 28th. 2008, 12:45pm
At some point, shouldn’t someone compile a list of all the sweet golf trash talk? It seems like it’s approaching NFL levels, right? Granted, a septuagenarian like Gary Player mocking a talented golfer with a cute wife isn’t quite Chad Johnson or Matt Hasselbeck, but still …
“EVERY time he walked, you could see his breasts bouncing all over the place” – golfer Gary Player to Men’s Vogue about Phil Mickelson. (Page Six)
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July 28th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
and as well he should.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Mickletits… Would I trade for Phil’s money, mad golf skills, smokin’ wife if I had to have that cheezy grin and those boobs? Tough call…
July 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
there’s a reason he’s called mickeltits…
tits or no tits, mickelson is an all-time talent. gary player benefited from watered down fields with few actually great players, the only reason he has as many majors as he does. he was great, don’t get me wrong, but mickelson would wipe the floor with him if player was in his prime.
and gary player needs to shut the fuck up, every time he opens his mouth, it doesn’t do the golf world a lick of good (see: steroid allegations during last year’s British Open).
July 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
meant to say…dont get me wrong, player was a great golfer, but…
July 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
See, golf is relevant without Tiger around.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
manboobs are always relevant
July 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
the PGA this year is going to be FUCKING AWESOME, best course the pros will play on all year.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
What a dick move, if you really feel that way why not say it to phil as opposed to Vogue magazine.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
the PGA this year is going to be FUCKING AWESOME, best course the pros will play on all year.
By best, do you mean easiest or toughest? I thought the PGA was always the easy major?
July 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Gary Player has 9 Majors wins spanning 20 years…I don’t think it’s easy to dismiss this stat due to watered down fields.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
PGA is usually the easy major, but this year, the USGA decided to pick a BS course in Torrey Pines, the R&A rota had Birkdale and the Green Jacket Mafia destroyed Augusta…
ben hogan called Oakland Hills “the monster…” that’s all you really need to know. 3rd toughest greens in golf behind Oakmont and Augusta.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
ritty…im not dismissing it entirely, just that he wasn’t facing what today’s fields offer.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Wally..I would do a lot more..and trust me ALOT MORE…to get Mickletits wife and money…so manboobs are not a tough trade
/no clown, for a big guy surprisingly no manboobs for me…
July 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Feels like a Friday here today.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Funny I spent most of my Sunday being hungover and watching shows on morbidly obese people getting plastic surgery after they had gastric bypass. I saw lots of dudes getting their manboobs cut off.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I bet Gary Player didn’t mock Mickletit’s career earnings vs. his though… (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/players/Phil+Mickelson/29 vs. 1.7 mill. according to Yahoo)
July 28th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
fucking… Phil made 52.7 mill and Player is listed at 1.7 mill on Yahoo.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
that’s a little misleading…aaron oberholser ($5,924,781), a decent player who’s never really done too much on the PGA has made more than JACK NICKLAUS ($5,690,959).
tiger woods has impacted the game on numerous levels…perhaps none more than in the wallets of his fellow pros.
July 28th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I wasn’t talking about success, more so who can buy an island, or a golden girdle for their man boobs…
July 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
true…player’s made his money elsewhere. like all the all-time greats, their business savvy makes for some serious coin (palmer, nicklaus, norman – well, he’s not an all-timer but he has made a ton off the course).
July 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
@sportsgal -
Purpose in your Sunday TV watching? To assist in yakking the bad stuff up? That sounds brutal without the hangover…
July 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Reading between the lines it sounds like Gary Player was watching Phil on TV and suddenly, “it” moved. He’s probably talking about it to re-affirm his heterosexuality.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I’d like to see Player walk up and remove them titty-twister style. Phil would likely just stand there with that dopey grin on his face.
July 28th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
except in the open championship where hes an abortion
July 28th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
seriously.
wonder how his career wouldve turned out if he didnt destroy his psyche at Winged Foot…those last 2 holes are seriously painful to watch.
July 28th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I just can’t decide if Phil is just a nice guy raised by conservative Christian parents with sticks the size of a Big Bertha up their asses, or if he’s an Eddie Haskell. I must admit I’d pay good money to read a headline about him and smokin hottie being found in a Tijuana backroom with a donkey and the Flying Karamazov’s
July 28th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I’d like a good headline about him snorting coke off a tranny hooker’s ass.