PM Roundup: End of the Week Blowout!
Baseball, College Football, Hockey, Legal, Soccer, Television, WAG August 1st. 2008, 3:30pm
Happy Friday, everyone. Patrick Imig will be here this weekend to spin all your favorite records and blog about Brett Favre’s latest and greatest text messages. If you have any requests, feel free to hit him up on the re-quest line at patrick.imig@gmail.com. Oh, and that’s Danielle Lloyd.
If you need me this weekend, I’ll be in Saratoga screaming at horses to run faster so I can afford another $6.75 Labatt. Good times. If you’ll be in the area, shoot me an e-mail. I’m not adverse to letting an internet friend buy me a beer.
10 TV shows killed by college. (College On The Record via Hot Clicks)
Minor league promotion: Sign Gary Coleman. (The Sports Point)
“It was not so much a defeat of Cuban as it was an ass-whipping,” O’Connor said. “Cuban’s lawyers did a good job of painting lips on a pig.”(Dallas News)
About trolls. (NY Times)
TBL has already made plane and hotel reservations. (Austin360.com)
Scottie Bowman is sleeping with the enemy. (Chicago Bull)
Rich Rodriguez hates children. (Waiting For Next Year)
Sideburns boycott. (The Sports Hernia)
I agree that this is a horrible waste of tax dollars. Just inexcusable. (MSNBC)
Things American sports could learn from soccer. (Unprofessional Foul)
Boston hates Manny Ramirez. (Boston Herald)
A professional wrestling link. (The Grand National Championships)
Theo Epstein is a genius. (Major League Jerk)
80 Responses to “PM Roundup: End of the Week Blowout!”
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August 1st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Scotty went to be with his son who has been sick, cannot be angry with him for that.
BTW, love the pic.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Figured that CRM would bring the high heat. Danielle - dumb, racist, skanky and yet the horrid things to be done to that body.
/slowly backs out of the room
August 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Meh, I’d do her.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
No mention of Democrats sneaking out for their 5 week vacation and turning off the lights and CSPAN cameras rather than working on a solution to our energy crisis?
No mention of Obama foolishly equating properly airing our tires to all the oil in ANWR and the outer continental shelf?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@PurdueMatt - Nope
August 1st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
This ought to be fun. who wants to go first?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
My momma always told me to turn off the lights because I don’t pay the goddamn bill.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
No mention of hope? No mention of change?
/412…where’s he been lately, btw?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
My dad always told me to close the goddamn door because he wasn’t heating the outside.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
PurdueMatt with the Friday afternoon drive-by. Good stuff.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I hope everyone has seen this video.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
-1 to clown’s mom for being a bitch
August 1st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
You mean because you weren’t born in a barn?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
my dad always told me to close the door so the neighbors wouldn’t smell the weed smoke.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
beat me to it nwilson
August 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@spence, that is the best thing I’ll hear all day.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Come on Purdue Matt, Republicans snuck out for their 5 week vacation too.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
my dad told me to close the door behind me and not come back til i decided to not be a bum.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
That video at Unprofessional Foul is AWESOME!
August 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
You guys think Purdue Matt stops by and puts that shit on like 20 different blogs?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
my mom always told me to only flush on #2s
August 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Yeah, and the republicans are the ones profiting off the energy crisis.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
We have no room for your “facts” in this forum, thank you.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I don’t know who Danielle Lloyd is, but she can be Mrs Dr. C anyday she wants.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
@anybody who knows horse racing
I heard that Big Brown was going to run in one more race after the triple crown was over. Anybody know anything about that?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
How long until a Boston publication says that Manny boils puppies and beats old women with their handbags?
/Completely not surprised by Boston media douchery.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
@nwilson - Sunday
August 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Is that what your going to CRM?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
nevermind it says NJ.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
One week until the The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 : Electric Boogaloo in my Pants
/TBL
August 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
so she’ll be the wife of a dr…i.e. cheat on you, drive your mercedes to the place where rich, white people shop and use your credit card to buy expensive clothes she’ll wear once and then steal your Rx pad to write up fake perscriptions?
sounds about right…
August 1st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Are you accusing Purdue Matt of being a crop duster?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
No mention of Wal Mart brass turning the screws on thier employees to vote republican?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Just speculating. I mean how many political subjects really get posted here?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Can we please not metion the 412… I have been having such a fun time lately with him gone…
August 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Finally, the FCC does something right.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Another link to MLJ. Are you vying for Jerk of the month back-to-back? You are shameless.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Would this be any different than every union in America demanding their members vote for democrats?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Oh and in regards to the Rich Rod “illegal” practices, there are no rules against working out, so we work out as a team, who cares? I love this new regime already…
August 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
CRM, that is not the Roundup photo I so respectfully submitted to you.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
can i make personal attacks at you because you root for the school i despise?
August 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
+1 for each of spence’s comments.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@Mags… I’ll hold you to the “lovin’ the regime comment” in mid-October.
/Sweater Vest
August 1st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
you have full permission spence, proceed…
August 1st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Um Maggs - there are rules against MANDATORY workouts. Sure, everyone looks the other way when all of the kids show up to lift with the conditioning coach, but to admitedly use it as an excuse is technically against the rules
August 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
na, i can’t be a dick…it’s payday and im about to peace outta dis bitch till monday.
have a good weekend everyone.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
care to share, rex?
August 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Do you guys think that if I say bad things about the guys in the Troll article they will fuck my life up?
August 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
So CRM posts an article about trolls (and a fascinating article at that), then PurdueMatt shows up. It’s like rai-i-ain-ing on your wedding day.
No, it’s not.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
that article scared the shit out of me, cool_rick.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
It’s like rai-i-ain on your wedding day
/fixed
August 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
@iggy - the only way it would have been more like a free riiiiiide when you’re goin’ anyway is if ’somebody’ had posted ’somebody else’s family’s’ information here
August 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
CRM: I’m okay with making that mistake.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
no, i probably shouldn’t. i fuck with his royal crm’ness enough.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Brings back memories of Hef’s wedding day.
The matching tuxedos were a great touch. What a lovely couple.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Rain on a wedding day isn’t even ironic.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:08 pm
+1 nick P
August 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I’m afraid to speak my mind. Is PurdueMatt a troll?
August 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
now that was some funny shit, NickP. I want to know what’s in the Bibliography section
August 1st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I thought the rainbow-colored yarmulkes was a little over-the-top.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
and, is that a science fair in a food court?
August 1st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
mize, much like all the best sea monkeys are collected from homeless guys in alleys, the best science fairs are found right across from auntie em’s pretzel fest’opia.
/south park’d
August 1st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Rex, thank you for that. my stomach is hurting from laughing.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:14 pm
“Websters defines wedding as a fusion of two hot metals. And Phyllis and Bob Vance, are exactly that.”
August 1st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I’m heading to the MLJ
bathbeachbath house to drown Nomo.August 1st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
That article about internet trolls is fucking disturbing.
Calling a dead kid’s parents saying you’re their son calling from the cemetary. Oh, the hilarity.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
August 1st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Very nice.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
@pulled: those kids look they got their asses kicked one too many times. so they took to the computers to fight back. Squares.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Mike - please dont antagonize the trolls. I like having a good credit score and not recieving death threats (atleast unwarranted ones).
August 1st, 2008 at 4:28 pm
It’s still going on.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’d doubt that getting picked on turns one into a depraved monster. These kids are the face of evil.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Somebody should have pulled the plug on cspan a long time ago.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:33 pm
And that troll article was the worst/best article I’ve read in a long time. I’m always amazed when i read about something that I’ve never heard of before. So basically at any point in time any of our credit could be ruined, “for fun” by somebody who has stolen a list of numbers. Great. I need to buy a safe for my cash then.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Oh god, he is a troll. what hath we wrought??????
August 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Sue me if this “painful dunks” list has already been posted somewhere. But an enjoyable SFW way to wind down on a Friday afternoon.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
No mention of McCain being offered a role in The Deer Hunter 2–Russian Roulette Boogaloo?
August 1st, 2008 at 4:48 pm
great job on the pic Rex
August 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Trolls remind of the Joker from dark knight