Packers Hire Ari Fleischer – I’m Not Kidding
NFL August 3rd. 2008, 8:38pmJust when I think I’ve seen it all, the Packers go and do this. Because they need help with press briefings and public relations, the White House Press Secretary from the majority of George W Bush’s first term is a four week employee of the Green Bay Packers.
The Packers would have been wise to hire Fleischer at least a month ago. And unless he has access to a time machine, it’s going to be very hard for him to undo the damage that the franchise has already done to its image and reputation with the bungling manner in which the present situation has been handled.
And here’s the bottom line — if the Packers were serious about welcoming Brett Favre back and making him the starter, why would they need a former White House press secretary to do damage control? Our guess is that this latest maneuver is proof positive the vodka-fueled chess match will continue, in the hopes of making the Packers look like the good guys and casting Favre as the villain.
It should be noted that Fliescher heads Ari Fleischer Sports Communications, so the sports connection isn’t completely bizarre, but this is an entirely new realm of absurdity for the NFL’s number one drama queen-media whore. By the way, it’s been stated that Favre will be competing for the starting job with Aaron Rodgers in training camp. WHAT ABOUT BRIAN BROHM!?!?
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August 3rd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Wonder if Ari will say defending the Packers is more difficult than defending the Pres?
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
This to me proves they are sending him the to the Vikings
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Oh my God, the vikings have WMD’s and the Pack has video proof!!!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Favre will be greeted as a liberator and the oil he secretes will pay for his salary.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
When does Colin Powell get to do a video assessment of the Vikings training camp? He has overhead google maps of pills stored in trailers and underground.
Nothing there, huh?
PurdueMatt is on it.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Like there wasn’t enough misinformation on injury reports. They just brought in the king of the bold faced lie.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Ted makes the Chargers GM look-like a Genius (Fucking LOSER)
I wish the Vikings well (If he does indeed go there) because I knew the Bears weren’t going to get him… Chi-town Dreaming (sighs)
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Wasnt thier a story out there about Ari being involved with another NFL team? Goddamn (sorry Jews) but I swore he worked for another team.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
49ers, Rick.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
MikeNYC- so will the Niners file tampering charges? Or should we just believe everything this gasbag says and say “yessir, we will invade Minnesota, and it will only take 30 minutes.”
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Maybe he can explain The First Rule of Holes to the Packers.
When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Yet another example of why PFT pretty much sucks. He gave a guest lecture to the team about dealing with the media. He wasn’t hired.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:34 am
It could be worse, they could’ve hired Scott McClellan.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Aaron..he was hired after the talk…Brett is going bye bye