The Prodigal Son Returns to Cheeseland
NFL August 4th. 2008, 11:25am
He descended from the firmament via twin-engine Beechcraft King Air 90 as afternoon bled into dusk. Lightning filled the sky, as if it were a metaphor for the days to come. A light rain did not deter the hundreds of worshipers (sycophants?) from altering their Sunday plans to show up at an airport to welcome a deity back to the franchise that Lombardi built.
With his aviators danging from his blue t-shirt, Brett Favre flashed his happy-go-lucky, aw-shucks grin before entering a maroon Cadillac Escalade, officially kicking off the NFL preseason. The Hall of Fame? Nope. The Steve Smith fisticuffs? Nope. Like it or not, it’s all about Favre from here on out: the second he deplaned in Cheese Country – blame Goodell! See below – No. 4 upstaged every other NFL subplot (Steve Smith, Hard Knocks, the Patriots, Marvin Harrison, etc). A wise man once said, “the chemistry of opposition makes terrific drama.” Aaron Rodgers wants to strangle that man.
One thought: He looked old. As the Journal-Sentinel pointed out, here are the likely scenarios:
* No matter what Favre does in camp, Rodgers has the job locked up
* Favre’s only here to prove he’s still in QB shape, and after a few days, they’ll trade him
* Favre’s heart really isn’t into it, and so he won’t win the job anyway
And now, Peter King: Saturday, Favre told the Packers’ President he wasn’t coming. Sunday morning, the Packers told Favre he could compete for the starting job. The man who supposedly nudged all these negotiations? Roger Goodell, a man who Favre apparently trusts. King says the NFL is about “winning at all costs,” but he’s fibbing. He knows this the move to bring back Favre is about two things: Good PR and money. We want to toss in the word greed, but that might be too harsh.
But there was surely a collective cheer Sunday night at Time Inc on the Avenue of Americas in NYC … the Favre cover that they’ll whip together for this week will become a collector’s item. And duck! In an hour, ESPN is pumping out a Favre “special.”
Here’s one vote for Aaron Rodgers to win the job. These comments from Gale Sayers hint at No. 2. And count us as vote No. 3.
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:27 am
It ain’t easy, being cheesy.
/ Chester Cheetah
August 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
count me as #4. thats good company for me, TBL and Gale Sayers
August 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
he will be in Minnesota by Wednesday….It will cost a 1 and a 4
August 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Oh yeah – Cheeeeeeeese. Didn’t we lock you in a dumpster once?
Yeah. I got out.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Biscuits are awesome when they are toasted.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:29 am
jets better top that
August 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am
I’ve heard sex called many things, but never that. Well almost never. There was that one time in college, but I was drunk. She still liked it I think.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am
How exactly does one “strange” another man?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
what is worth more right now – and #1 from the Jets or a 1 and a 4 from the Vikings? I would say the Jets #1 but not by much.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
No chance they give up that much. I’d say a 3, and that’s it.
Also, Favre >>> Rodgers.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
@Happy
Fuck. Shit. Ass.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Weintraub?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Why is this a story? Is Favre wearing a sundress?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Enjoyable/Aggravating Travel Note of the Week
So I’m on my flight from Hattiesburg to GB, and Ed Werder is just all over my shit, bitching about how much Mississippi sucks compared to Dallas/Texas, saying how much better training camp is in Oxnard. I just wanted to tell him, “Look, I’m the center of attention now, not T.O., not Chad Johnson, me, #4.”
That, and there were only 4 OxyContin in my in-flight bag. I used to get ten times that.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am
so they can finish 9-7 and miss the playoffs?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Brett’s wife is stunning. I want a piece. Take that Brett!
Also, I’m pulling for Aaron Rodgers.
When will ESPN having breaking news about Favre taking a shit or clipping his fingernails? This is nauseum at it’s worst.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I don’t think Favre qualifies as “prodigal.” Prodigal means wasteful, not long lost. The prodigal son from the Bible was called such because he took his inheritance and spent it on hookers. I would say Prince Fielder is more likely to be the prodigal son of cheeseland.
/finished studying for the GRE
August 4th, 2008 at 11:40 am
WHO CARES!!!!! Please, No more Favre!!! I beg of you and ESPN to stop this non-stop Favre mania. I can’t take it anymore. I do not care who is the QB for the fudgies this year.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:41 am
no celebrity talk please.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Did Elton John write this?
Read this to the tune of Rocket Man and then try to tell me he didn’t.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:46 am
@Chelsea Chris
I concur.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Read this to the tune of Rocket Man and then try to tell me he didn’t.
They say Green Bays pretty
thou I’ve never been
Brett Favre says its the best place
that hes ever seen
Oh and
He should know, hes retired there enough
Oh I miss Brett Favre
Oh I miss him so much
/John Madden
August 4th, 2008 at 11:52 am
most likely scenario, which i developed on my own (at least i’m claiming that because i haven’t read it anywhere else):
green bay is delaying all this in hopes that they can trade him to minnesota as late as possible, thus preventing him from learning their offense until the last possible second. ooooh, scandalous. let’s see if minnesota falls for it.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:53 am
IUgrad: that’s now stuck in my head with Caliendo’s Madden voice singing it.
Not fun times.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Rumeal, I read that on Rotoworld yesterday too (not saying you “stole” it from there.)
August 4th, 2008 at 11:55 am
that’s quite good
August 4th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Wasn’t around this weekend, will there be any discussion on Steve Smith being suspended for two games?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
SG, that hurts my Panthers-making-the-playoffs prediction!
(Actually, probably not. Loss to SD, win vs. your Bears.)
And Brandon Marshall — he got 2-3 games too.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Yeah, I just saw Marshall’s gone for three games. Here is the story on Smith’s suspension.
Carolina sucks, they’re not beating the Bears.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
He descended from the firmament via twin-engine Beechcraft King Air 90 as afternoon bled into dusk. Lightning filled the sky, as if it were a metaphor for the days to come. A light rain did not deter the hundreds of worshipers (sycophants?) from altering their Sunday plans to show up at an airport to welcome a deity back to the franchise that Lombardi built
Grantland Rice?
August 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Fuck off Brett Favre. Seriously, fuck off.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I’m rooting for Rodgers to get in a fight with him and knock his old-ass out.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
TBL, no mention of Peter King’s glowing review of Tony Romo at the beginning of his column? He gushes about the guy being a big team-first player, yet he’s staying in a hotel away from the rest of his teammates because of his girlfriend.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
sportsgal, that’s a false rumor. Quit being such a gossip.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Zero chance. Minny’s management is stupid but not THAT stupid. GB just wants to drag this out long enough so that Favre can’t play for the Vikings in week 1. After that, he’ll be out on the curb with a “free to a good home” sign around his neck.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I say we put Rodgers and Favre in an octagon and let them go at it. Five championship rounds! Winner is QB.