Get Crunk: It’s the PGA Championship!
Golf August 7th. 2008, 11:15am
Commenter Spencer, a passionate golf fan, offers his thoughts on this weekend’s PGA Championship. And he didn’t pick Sergio Garcia this time!
The PGA Championship (just PGA from here on out) is a cute little tournament where all the top guys show up to a top-notch course for a cool trophy …i.e. it’s no different from any of the WGC events or the Players. The Wannamaker Trophy is pretty pimp, don’t get me wrong, but is there any real prestige about this tourney? Any buzz? People look forward to the British and US Opens and the Masters every year, but who in their right mind says, “I JUST CANNOT MISS THE PGA?!?!?!†And this is a problem…but I’m here with a solution.
Bring back Match Play.
The PGA, historically, was a Match Play tournament, and it fills a need that the PGA desperately needs, a format that differs from the regular stroke play events that dominate the landscape. Why do we need another stroke play event held on courses that aren’t as cool as the US Open courses and not different enough like the British Open rota? Bring back Match Play and the PGA gets a shot of adrenaline. It’s so fucking easy it’s ridiculous they haven’t made the switch years ago…hell, they shouldn’t have even changed it to begin with.
There’s some good news for this tournament, however. The US Open, while sweet, wasn’t the US Open this year. The course was relatively easy when compared to the normal US Open fare, and while it was exciting and riveting entertainment, it just wasn’t THE US Open. But the schedule makers were smart this year – realizing that Torrey wasn’t the hardest test, they smartly decided to hold the PGA at Oakland Hills.
The Course: “You play a course like this and you want to beat it. Each hole has to be played differently. You play one hole one way with one type of shot and the next hole may play almost the opposite way. It offers a continuous challenge. I’m not a machine, only a golfer, and Oakland Hills was designed for some kind of super golfer that I’ve never seen yet.€ – Ben Hogan.
There are many types of American golf courses: brutes like Oakmont and Bethpage Black, historic venues such as Shinnecock and Augusta, stadium courses like TPC Sawgrass – they’re all cool in their own way. Oakland Hills, in comparison to the instantly identifiable links above, is about as nondescript as it gets. It’s a pretty boring course with not much going on in the way of scenery or distinguishable features, no doglegs or other design characteristics like last year at Southern Hills. But what Oakland Hills lacks in aesthetics, it makes up for in difficulty.
Oakmont and Augusta are the hardest greens in golf, and yet Oakland Hills’ greens can be considered equals in terms of sheer ridiculousness. It’s hard to get the ball close because you’re hitting in long irons, and that means there’s going to be tons of giant, swinging putts quite similar to Oak and Augusta.
Players to Watch: I’ll tell you who’s not going to win it…Paddy Harrington. Why? Because he’s not really THAT good, how’s that for starters? Sure, he’s a multiple major champion and a genuinely cool dude who actually talked back to me and my buddy at last year’s Bridgestone Invitational, but he doesn’t have the overall game of other Euro’s like Sergio and Lee Westwood.
So who to look for? Guys who are long off the tee. Great putters are not necessarily going to have an advantage here because they tend to be shorter hitters. Rollercoaster greens somewhat level the playing field, and to some, it’s easier to read greens with a lot of break instead of level greens with subtle movement.
-Vijay Singh: One of my all-time favorite golfers who’s riding a hot streak after his win at the Bridgestone against an all-world field. His game is tailor made for this course and a win wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
-Sergio Garcia: I’m not picking him this week, just so you know, but his game fits this place pretty well and he’s bound to break through at some point…he just has to right? He’s too good NOT to win a major.
-Stuart Appleby: He’s another long hitter but he just can’t put together a solid final round in a major to save his life, but he’s been so successful at Augusta, and the greens are eerily similar, that he’s going to be somewhat comfortable here.
-Adam Scott: I’m not being sarcastic here, despite the fact I’m not a fan of his game at all. He’s got as good a chance here as any other player in the field and he’s never had success in a major and I just have a hunch he’ll be in the mix at Oakland Hills.
Yes, I realize these are big name players, but frankly, I have no idea whom of the second tier is really suited for this course. Maybe Hunter Mahan or Sean O’Hair? Meh. Mickeltits Mickelsucks. Boo Weekley hasn’t been playing well and neither has another favorite of mine, Bubba Watson. Just call it a gut feeling that there’s gonna be big names all over the leaderboard come Sunday and a sprinkling of little guys who nobody will see coming.
What to Watch For: The cool thing about the PGA is that it’s all about the players, not the course, as opposed to the Masters, US and British Opens. As in any major that’s not the Masters, finding fairways is key, and even in the Masters, there’s no rough to worry about. This will be a fun tourney with a lot of drama on the back stretch, but I hate to be a spoiler, it’s not going to be that different from any WGC event. Let’s just move on.
My Pick: He looked beat at the end of the Canadian Open and was obviously worn down last week in Akron, but Anthony Kim is my pick here. He’s as creative as Tiger with woods and irons, is a surprisingly good putter for his age, and when he gets more experience playing the types of courses that constitutes the cream of the PGA crop, he’s going to be a legit Tiger rival. He’s that good.
I don’t think the short game is going to come into play like it would at a course with crazy mounds around the greens which is why AK is my pick. That and he has cajones. I look at the courses he’s won at this year and both are quite similar to Oakland, long and challenging, and both are high profile which makes me believe he won’t be intimidated when it comes down to Sunday.
This is his coming out party…try and catch it because this is the next big star on the PGA Tour (well, he’s already one of the more visible players on tour and he’s been a pro for a year and a half and is just 23.) Seriously, he’s as close to Tiger as you’re going to get, and to be honest, I truly believe he’ll be the guy to give Eldrick a run for his money. So, if for no other reason than to see a dude with insane game tear apart a world class field, and maybe announce himself to the golf-lay public as a major, major star, because to golf aficionados like myself, he’s already a must-see player.
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August 7th, 2008 at 11:16 am
*for accuracy
August 7th, 2008 at 11:17 am
thanks for the warning. i honestly didn’t even know this was coming.
lebatard and i are likeminded about golf.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Vijay Singh is a cheater. Mark O’Meara told us. And I completely agree on the PGA being the “meh of majors”. I haven’t had any interest in it, save for when DL3 won it years ago.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:20 am
My quick fix for the PGA is for their to be a uniform club and ball for each golfer to use. Take the technology back like 20 years and let them restore the old courses w/o having the lengthen the distances.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Anthony Kim is good.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Good preview. Obviously they will never return to Match Play. It would be great for big golf fans, but it is not like the World Match Play Championship is getting monster TV ratings.
My pick Furyk. He seemed close to his old form at the British until he fell a part. He does well on tough courses.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I will be pulling for Furyk, who didn’t look awful at Akron. I would look for similar names on the leaderboard since Firestone and Oakland Hills are similar courses (save for the crazy breaking greens). Nice post.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Hey Spence,
Was there a conscious effort on your part to avoid the term “ball striking” in this post? Either way, nice job.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Stableford scoring. Problem solved. Next Question.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Chicks dig the long ball.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am
John Daly. Book it.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Ohio State Sucks.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Who is the black d00d with the golf club in his hands in that picture? I thought Tiger was the only black guy in the PGA.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Here’s the lines on the top 15 according to Bodog:
Phil Mickelson
9/1
Padraig Harrington
20/1
Sergio Garcia
20/1
Vijay Singh
20/1
Jim Furyk
25/1
Lee Westwood
20/1
Anthony Kim
14/1
Retief Goosen
25/1
Adam Scott
28/1
Ernie Els
28/1
Kenny Perry
25/1
Geoff Ogilvy
33/1
Stewart Cink
33/1
Henrik Stenson
40/1
Hunter Mahan
40/1
August 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am
my father has opened up the lawn for easy in and out parking. walking distance to Oakland Hills. 10 bucks a car. trust me when i say you can walk there faster from my old house rather than parking at stupid locations they have with shuttles to to take you there.
of course none of you are going to it. so whatever.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Gotta go with former Illini Steve Stricker – at 40/1
August 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am
My take: no way should they return to match play. I assume you say that in jest, as what would happen with two unknowns in the final? I like the Appleby pick, he’s got the game for the major, just needs to put it all together. You may be right about Paddy not having the overall game of some other players, but he knows how to win, and that’s worth a lot in my book. Sergio and Westwood have never consistently shown that, except in the Ryder Cup of course.
In the end, I think it’s more likely a veteran or darkhorse wins. The “young guns” haven’t shown much, except maybe Anthony Kim. I’m keeping my eye on Appleby, Furyk, Perry, and Charles Howell. yeah, that guy, who’s due to put it all together for once.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:33 am
great post spencer. Im picking Anthony Kim as well.
I do like Kenny Perry though
August 7th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Ohio $tate DOES suck!
August 7th, 2008 at 11:35 am
I’m taking Kenny Perry at 25/1. His “I Kissed a Girl” song is the jam.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Sparty – my uncle rents his house every year for the Masters. He used to be a school teacher, never been to his house, but i think he makes alot of money for it. He is also a caddy at Augusta.
Spence, how much would a caddy like that make?
August 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Damn…Robert Karlsson birdies 5 of his first 7 holes. Not a bad way to start your major – shooting a 29 on the front.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I’m thinking Ogilvy does well this week. He’s a pretty good long iron player, so I think he should do well. He is also a major champion and seems to like playing at the PGA.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I knew before reading this post that your pick would be Anthony Kim. Fuck Anthony Kim. He’s more hype than player at this stage. It’s not his fault but the “Tiger’s next rival” bullshit is already getting old. That’s not to say he won’t be great but he has to show me more before I pick him to win a major at this stage of his career. My pick: KJ Choi.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:38 am
english teacher of mine lived a few yards off the 3rd Green at Oakland Hills. CBS paid him 125k to rent his house for the 96 US Open. He bought the house in 1985 for like 86k.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Good stuff spence, although intern Bill thinks your post is too short.
Whats the deal with all the Anthony Kim love, he’s got two wins but lots of “buzz”. Why does the media seem so interested in young Asian Americans (aka Chinamen /NickP) succeeding at golf (looking at you Wie)?
August 7th, 2008 at 11:40 am
sparty_ fuckin bastard, he always uses the Masters as an excuse to visit the rich grandparents, fucker is making out doubly.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Funny you should say that because I was told years ago by a former PGA tour journeyman that most pros have no respect for Vijay because of his cheating past.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Even Bill Walton thinks this is over the top.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I hate Vijay-jay…his boring ass saunters along all day w/ no facial expression and 3-putting his way to a 10th place tie in 95 events every year. Here’s the story on his cheating past:
http://thesandtrap.com/swing_thoughts/once_a_cheater
August 7th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Spencer, I don’t even know who will be on my team or who will be on your team but I know my team will kick your team’s ass in Week 1 of Fantasy.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Worse than his cheating was his excuse, I needed to look out for my family. I suppose no one else did. I root against VJ every time. I also cannot root for anyone that uses a long putter.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Vijay is from Fiji. I played golf in Fiji about 8 months ago. Therefore, I must cheer for him.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:57 am
ZJ
August 7th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I am praying the USGA/R&A move to ban the long putter as well as bracing the putter against any part of your body (except the forearm).
Vijay is an ass – I root for him to shoot 100 everytime out.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
People open their lawns for parking in Saratoga all summer – make 200-500 bucks a day for 40 days just for letting people park on their lawn… I need to buy some property
August 7th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
CRM- what about a caddy at a high priced club?
August 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I don’t think Michelle Wie being Asian had anything to do with it. Her age and ability to hit 300 yard drives was the reason for all the hype.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Labeling Vijay a cheater for something that happened in 1985 is pretty damn petty. Hate him because he’s an ass, not for something 23 years ago that apparently is disputed.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I need to be a caddy?
/would be less expensive
August 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
dont know anything about golf, it really isnt a sport. Just wondering how much money a caddy would make at a A-1 top o da line course.
/
Golf is a hobby for rich white people, a drunken escape for everyone else
August 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
spencer, what do you think of Faldo telling Sergio he might not pick him for the European team? Do you think he just doesn’t want to waste one of his captain’s picks on him, or would he actually not pick him for the team?
August 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Cool_rick – how can you claim golf ‘isn’t a sport’ when you admit you know nothing about it? That deflates any argument right there and fyi golf is extremely difficult and those guys on tour are all amazing athletes (even the fat ones) that can do things 99.9% of the rest of us cannot.
Anyone else watching the live feed on pga.com? The picture is great, and Sergio looks pretty hungover – and that’s why I love him.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
But caddies have to walk around all day and carry heavy bags. Letting people park on your lawn is about as low-impact as you can get.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Caddying sucks – did it for 10 years growing up. The money is good but putting up with rich assholes who suck at golf and treat you like a hired hand doesn’t make it worth it. Not to mention the pain of 5 hours walking with your balls sweating like Tim Donaghy while rubbing against your thighs.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
It isnt a sport, just like darts isnt a sport. Like knitting afghans isnt a sport. Like making models isnt a sport. Because I know anything about scrapbooking doesnt make scrapbooking a sport.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I like golf, but I have no problem with it being defined as an activity instead of a sport. It’s got a little too much randomness involved for me to really accept it as a true sport. No one thinks darts is a true sport, but both it and golf have a comparable skill set. Same with pitching, but at least pitchers seem to exert some effort over the course of a game, whereas there is no real effort in throwing darts, and golf’s only athletic effort comes from a forced walk in the park…
August 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
My pick: Anthony Kim – guy may be short, but he’s a bomber.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
tallguy must be a really shitty golfer…
August 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
So I only did it for 10 years.
/noce
August 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
For anyone who says Anthony Kim is all buzz… umm… he’s the first player under the age of 25 to win twice in the same year since Tiger. That’s worth something.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Yeah but that doesn’t make him Tiger’s next rival. Let me state again for the record. Fuck Anthony Kim.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
The greens here are sick…..I attended the Ryder Cup @ Oakland Hills a few years ago and it is a terrible venue for the fans if you want to move around at all…..very congested. Course is always pristine.
You nailed it with Appleby Spence…..dude has trouble on Sunday.
Anthony Kim is my favorite player to watch right now…..kid has huge balls and I truly beleive he goes to sleep at night praying for the day he gets Tiger one on one whereas all other players lie in bed and wonder how they’d do against tiger.
I do wonder why everyone always talks about what a great putter Kim is….have never been impressed with his putting and would say it is just above average.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Touche Nick P…touche. But in all honesty not everyone is a stuck up asshole there are some nice rich people out there. Plus, being able to play a private course that costs $75k to join for free anytime also is a good reason to stay.
And comparing golf to darts is completely ridiculous. Granted both do involve good hand/eye coordination but c’mon any asshole can practice for 3 weeks and be somewhat proficient at throwing something – anyone who picks up a golf club for the 1st time and tries to hit the ball will be far behind someone picking up a dart for the 1st time.
/4 handicap.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Baseball is less of a sports than NFL, NBA, Soccer and MMA. So there.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Is golf really a sport if a player can wear a watch while he plays like Phil does?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
So nice of Sergio Garcia to show up with 3 days growth on his face. What a putz.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
People who still contend that golf isn’t a sport have either never played or are just complete douchebags…
August 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Easy jaywashere, I’m on your side. You have to admit that Phil ain’t doing our side any favors when the camera catches him looking at his watch like it did last week.
/10 handicap
August 7th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Anthony Kim got the same buzz players like Ryan Moore and Ricky Barnes, fellow stud collegiate golfers, got when they got to the tour. And Kim won, so he has earned the publicity.
As for the ‘is golf a sport argument’, the way my shoulder barks the morning after a round tells me golf is a sport.
/ +20 handicap
August 7th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
im in NYC so sorry for the late reply…
anthony kim gets buzz because he won the Wachovia at a ridiculous course against a top field and then won Tiger’s tourney the AT&T at an equally ridiculous course against an equally stacked field…there’s reason for the hype. and i agree that im not impressed with his putting…then again, he always hits it within 10 feet so that’s probably why.
why all the vijay hate? some racist dude who was salty bitched out at him 23 years ago…so vijay works at a course in fiji, practices 10 hours a day, and works his way up from the asian mini tours to the Euro tour to the PGA and is successful at every stop because of hard work and badassery. ask any pro who they’d rather talk to tiger or veej and the answer would be veej 9 times out of 10, he’s a genuinely cool dude, who gets a bad rep because he’s not friendly with the media. he’s a badass, end of story.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
You are totally on point with Vijay Spencer. A couple of years ago Vij was really getting the “treatment” from media types and has unfortuneatly never lost the tag……the media seems to have let up on him a lot but for some reason a majority of the public has never gotten over it.
Vijay is one of the more friendly guys on tour with the other pros….often the most likely guy to look at your swing and offer pointers or play a practice round with you no matter who you are.
I never understood all the Vijay hate either….back when he was dominating a few years ago, he was the one guy who didn’t crumble in Tigers presence……Isn’t that what we want? A guy who can stand up and compete?
People don’t like his demeanor on the course?….must be the Phil lovers who say this….Phil will look at the crowd and do his smirky smile after every shot. If I were playing golf and a bad shot might be the difference between 300k and 100k, I like to think I would be focused as hell looking straight ahead as well and not walking around smiling and waving like I was on a float in a parade.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
btw….love that triple split screen Nike commercial with Kim/Immelman/Choi….stop and watch it everytime it’s on….Kim’s turn through the ball is so freaking badass!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Anyone watching the live feed online? JB Holmes just went Driver/6-iron on the 600yd par 5. Ridiculous.
Twonuse – if you’re a +20 handicap, you’re shooting a Kim Jong Il like 50 to 52 for 18 holes.
/7 handicap
August 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Damnit, my cover has been blown.
How is K.J. doing anyway?
August 7th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Finished at +8
August 7th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
yea…kim’s swing is just about perfect. not as “posey” as tiger’s but a lot more fundamentally sound considering his age.
August 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Phenomenal predictions, champ.