Depressing Synchronized Swimming News
Olympics August 8th. 2008, 9:45am
Athletes or desirable Brazilian soccer fans? Would you believe athletes? These are synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres. (We first saw them at Hot Clicks; Barstool Sports first unearthed a million insanely hot photos of the bikini-clad sisters, one of which is after the jump.) They will not be partaking in the Olympics.
Consider this the first of several Olympic posts for today, though none will feature beauty of this caliber.
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August 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Uh, what? Good lord those chicks are smoking.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I cant see the pics.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:48 am
A Michael Phelps post would be way hotter.
/fetch and sparty
August 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
They will not be partaking in the Olympics.
I don’t know who is more pissed about this: me or GE?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
How old are they?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
over 18
August 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
@jb – believe me, you’re missing out
@sean jean – way to play it safe
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
if you can’t see these photos, it must suck to not be able to see the ones on Barstool. i dont throw around the term ‘jaw-dropping’ but you must see them.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I thought i read they were 20.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Hopefully 15
/Wally
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
They are 20
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Well this definitely proves my ‘brazilians are all dark haired, dark complected’ stereotype. My goodness. Is that not the best looking country ever?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
over 18
since they are legal, holy shit these chicks are hot. These chicks are the hottest flat chested girls i have seen on here.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
+1 coop
August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
please have your bachelor party there and invite me.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
ALERT…potential NSFW @ Barstool Sports
August 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Will do TBL, but I heard we might all get kidnapped.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:56 am
So “all” they are now are celebrities..pity…oh playboy!!!
@clown – tell Phelps to pull up his damn pants.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:56 am
These girls make me happy in pants.
/Not Another Teen Movie
He’s actually disappointed to hear 18+
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
@nwilson – no, no, that’s Columbia, Venezuela, and Chile. they’ll just kiil you in Brazil.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Nick P: Seriously. Way too old. I’m not a sicko.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Thanks for the 1/2 assed clarification Miz. What I really need to know is do they kill me before or after happy time?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:00 am
These things write themselves.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Columbia is safer than Brazil?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
it’s a risk/reward thing, man. come on, live on the edge …
do you want to be 42 and never have visited Brazil? Sao Paolo with your family just isn’t the same.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Also, I got dibs on the hot one!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
That’s what I meant coop.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Columbia NY > Columbia
August 8th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I’ll jump on the grenade.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:04 am
The country is spelled Colombia fellas.
/spelling dick
August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Cornell > All
/Iggy
August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Olá! eu gostaria de fazer a um sanduÃche com você dois
/Portugese for hello I would like to make a sandwich with you two.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
holy shit it is… I’d never noticed that.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Cool. That leaves the other hot one for me!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:06 am
UT > Vanderbilt.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
¡Ay, sà señor!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
See – it’s cultured bastards like this who will win over one of the sisters. Mental note – sign up for Portugese classes, STAT
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I spent four days in Rio back in my Navy days. The nice thing about the military is they are nice enough to tell you all of the spots you should avoid when in port, which of course are the first spots you go to.
Smart? No. Fun? Yesssss.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I was thinking more Columbia, TN (just happens to be where where Dan Uggla played HS ball)
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Even better news is that being in chlorine all the time all those Brazilian STDs should be cleared up.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Amen!
/disregard comment 20
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
pics from barstoolsports: http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_brazilian_olympic_synchronized/2545/
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Or have babelfish bookmarked on your computer.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
UT > Vanderbilt
Sonofa…
August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Columbia, NY has a U.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:12 am
OT and I’m sure TBL will have a post about it later … but Kobe to Italy?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
@mike NYC- what are you doing reading a Celtics blog? i read in a paper, not online, that D Wade and Kobe would consider it for $25-$30 mill a year.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
This may be the first time where not one single comment has been, ‘eh, not a fan.’
it’s universal, which is rare, because i dont think even halle berry or jessica alba or jessica biel has gotten this kind of positive feedback.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Great Post TBL. This is what the olympics are all about.
Has anybody found a readable schedule of events over there. I haven’t found one damn thing that is clear and understandable.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Ha – is that not allowed? Just thought it was interesting — Kobe seems like he’d definitely do it.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:18 am
that’s because i chose (for a change) to take the higher ground.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I gave up Celtics blogs when Posey left town.
/CRM
August 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
‘eh, not a f…
I couldn’t even do it as a joke.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Their tits are too small.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
@ nwilson: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/schedule/television
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
\Playing my part as the wiseass
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Dirty, I used to love those port briefs as well. It was always like a road map to where you are going to have the most fun.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
I think we should definitely have tbl pick the hottest athlete (admittedly his own picks with some help from us) from each country, or at least the more known countries and do another bracket.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
the fact that there is 2 of them, thus double the hotness, makes up for any flaws.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
hottest athlete
Hottest athlete, or hottest girl?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
No more brackets.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I smell a double mint sponsership coming quick.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Hottest girl athlete. Sorry bout that.
Thanks clown.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
My roommate for two years in college was from Brazil originally. He always used to say (phonetics here) nu-eee brin-co…which I thought meant no way. Just looked it up on Babel fish and it says it means “no earring”. Goofy Brazilians.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Don’t be a prune.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
@coop: Easy there bigfella. I don’t comment until they are older than 18! Just because some unnamed former TV star, now wannabe singer looks worse now than she did as jailbait doesn’t mean… Just realistic.
btw – The Brazilian population is full of beauties like this.
/why don’t I live in Rio?
//riiiight. I don’t look like that and have no chance.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Great start TBL. Just keep posting hot chicks that won’t be in the Olympics, sounds like a good theme.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I smell a porn sponsorship coming quick.
/Fixed with hope.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
That video at Barstool Sports was the best 2 minutes, 47 seconds I’ve had in a while.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Holy fuck.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:54 am
My junk hurts.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
this is who jeremy shockey was talking back on stern right?