We close the week with an athlete’s girlfriend – Hilary Duff … Jewel got hitched … another reason to buy your Christmas airline tickets now … Baron Davis hangs out in Vegas with the cute Kardashian sister … supposedly, John Edwards’ VP chances are done thanks to the National Enquirer … Lil’ Kim’s birthday party ended with a fan dying … yes, the internet is terrible

Why is MLB investigating Manny’s final hours with the Red Sox? (Globe)

Tough to interview the USA hoops team with a bunch of fans posing for pictures with the athletes. (DC Sports Bog)

You haven’t seen the Padres owner in his box seats much this season because his wife filed for divorce and she got the seats for three months. (SD Union Tribune)

The “monster” that appeared on the beach? Hoax. (Gotham News)

The never-ending quest for General Tso’s chicken in Beijing. (Star-Ledger)

Ohio U offensive lineman wins the lottery, pockets $172k. (Sports Point)

Derek Jeter’s season has been total crap. (Epic Carnival)

The really sad list of Jets QBs. Richard Todd, baby! (ESPN the Mag)

Mr. T being … well, Mr. T. Love that guy. (Lot D)

Bob Costas will not be chained to the studio in Beijing! (USA Today)

Trying really, really hard to be hooligans. (Westword)

It is these kind of neat stories that make the Olympics cool. (Syracuse Post-Standard)

And the cover of the Spanish version of Madden 09 … a Bears o-lineman? (Blogdown)

Costly offensive injury for the Gators. (Tampa Trib)