[The darn video automatically plays, and everyone hates that, so click the link below to watch it. This is a photo of the penis.]

“We’ll order the smallest collection of penises.” Mr. Plaschke of the LA Times was joined by Kevin Pang of the Chicago Tribune. Lovely. We are fairly certain that this video (via Fire Joe Morgan) of Plaschke gobbling cock is going to be more popular than anything he writes about the Olympics. Somebody please notify the Dodgers and Lakers of this development, just so athletes can arm themselves with this crucial information.

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