Bill Plaschke Went to Beijing and Ate a Penis
Literally eating dick, Media Gossip/Musings, Video August 11th. 2008, 9:00am
[The darn video automatically plays, and everyone hates that, so click the link below to watch it. This is a photo of the penis.]
“We’ll order the smallest collection of penises.” Mr. Plaschke of the LA Times was joined by Kevin Pang of the Chicago Tribune. Lovely. We are fairly certain that this video (via Fire Joe Morgan) of Plaschke gobbling cock is going to be more popular than anything he writes about the Olympics. Somebody please notify the Dodgers and Lakers of this development, just so athletes can arm themselves with this crucial information.
10 Foot Pole Department (Fire Joe Morgan)
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August 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Bill Plaschke, Cockgobbler.
Somehow I am not surprised.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am
My favorite part is when he’s crying like a baby at the end because of the cruelty to animals.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am
is the video showing up for everyone?
(Seth Rogen: I took karate as a kid, nobody really picked on me.
Shortly later: Well, i took karate at the Vancouver Jewish Community Center, I don’t want anything thinking I took karate at some dojo in fucking Japan or something.)
August 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
No video, TBL. Only a garbled mess in the top left corner.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
cannot see video
August 11th, 2008 at 9:13 am
no video
August 11th, 2008 at 9:14 am
click on the link - video should work
August 11th, 2008 at 9:15 am
I feel bad for Mrs. TBL today as she heads out the door to her real job and TBL sits at his computer giggling to Howard Stern and says “Honey! Look, this guy ate a dick! lol!”
August 11th, 2008 at 9:15 am
paydirt!
August 11th, 2008 at 9:16 am
“Oh, what do you have there in full screen, Random Employee?”
“Oh, hey there Boss, just a video of a guy eating dick.”
“Carry on, Employee. Keep up the good work!”
August 11th, 2008 at 9:16 am
the video you are trying to view is unavailable
next
August 11th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I’m still getting “The video you are trying to view is unavaiable.” Maybe it’s blocked here at work.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:18 am
This is a flash file that wants to install an Active X control on IE and refuses to work at all in Firefox. I would yell at my wife if she allowed such a potentially dangerous control to be installed by an unknown third party.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:19 am
I’m still getting “The video you are trying to view is unavaiable.€ Maybe it’s blocked here at work.
don’t worry about it. one of the worst videos i’ve ever seen. and i’m not talking about disgusting. i’m just saying it’s worthless. completely worthless.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Chinese people are weird. That is all.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:21 am
If I had a job, I’m sure I’d be pissed about some autoplaying video.
Oh well, back to eating cheetos in my underwear.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:22 am
OK, the video works for me.
I like how serious Plaschke is about eating cock. He’s all about the cultural diversity of penis eating and gobbling the cock.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Shit! Just realized that I’m going to miss the USA-Spain hoops game on Saturday morning. Fuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
August 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
No Realli eating anuth? Color me dithappointed…
/Strahan
August 11th, 2008 at 9:26 am
/TBL’d
August 11th, 2008 at 9:26 am
when does the US men’s team play next?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Don’t front like you can afford name brand
August 11th, 2008 at 9:31 am
this video of Plaschke gobbling cock
Somehow I always knew it would come to this with Plas…
August 11th, 2008 at 9:31 am
/nttawwt
August 11th, 2008 at 9:33 am
tomorrow morning @ 8:15 I think Miz.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Angola maybe?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:34 am
thanks nwilson.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Agreed, Nick P. That’s a choice many Americans make every day, and it’s OK.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:36 am
while plaschke is “bridging cultural boundaries,” the chinaman next to him is returning to his dick chomping roots
August 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am
TBL great interview this morning on stern–rogen is a great interview answered everything truthfully
August 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
@CRM: Cheetos is the brand name cheesy snack.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
I sure wish this fucking video would stop playing every time I refreshed the screen.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I can’t stop thinking about that 4 x 100 im last night. Fucking incredible.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Do you think that woman will be killed by the Chineese govt for selling dog?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Takeo Spikes signed with the 49ers, if the 49ers were destined to miss the playoffs before this, they definitely will miss them now, Takeo never makes the playoffs.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I only saw highlights of the relay on Sportscenter this morning, it was really that amazing?
Pineapple Express rocks.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
How do you know?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
@cbh49er if you watched the entire race, yes it was. USA was ahead, but with every turn they lost a little more and more, and that last guy for us, (lesak) swam 100 meters a second faster than he ever had before. For a guy to do that, who presumably does it all the time, is amazing. It’s like running the 100 meter dash a second faster than you ever had before after running it professionally for 10 years.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:51 am
“Who the hell wants to watch college-aged scantily clad men swim back and forth in a pool?”
Guys who can’t stand MMA
August 11th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Video autoplay = grrrrr
August 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am
yes, i have realized that autoplay is annoying … so what i’ll do in 7 minutes (10 am) is replace the video with a screengrab of the penis.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am
nick–he didnt give the standard bs hollywood safe answers was honest about pot use etc
did you hear the interview? he didnt seem like he was BSing a lot, very straightforward
August 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Comment of the millenium.
And nice straw man, cursed.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Plaschke just wants some attention, but why go this far? This reminds me of the South Park when Cartman puts Butters penis in his mouth.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:06 am
TBL - You forgot to close the Strahan tag
August 11th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I will be the first to say that I hope the “Literally Eating Dick” tag gets heavy use from here on out.