Remember Tyra Banks before she became a TV star? Marvelous … how Orwellian - 1/3 of homeowners are owned by their house … help your prostate out - flog the dolphin … we didn’t read this because we want to go in fresh, but here’s a tease to the LOST season premiere … Onion brilliance we heard on Howard Stern this morning … attractive woman buys a dress at the mall, wears it to the mall the next day, and is kicked out for dressing provocatively … we see Paris, we see France (possibly NSFW) … dog turd disguised as artwork on the loose! … Bigfoot found?

Haven’t been to Burger King in years, and we’ll never go to this one in Ohio. (WDTN)

Josh Smith of the Hawks talks to a blog. (Hoops Addict)

All Phelps, all the time. (NY Post)

Good luck with this one, FCC! (Business & Media Institute)

Anyone like FSU this year? (College Game Balls)

Jason Kidd has kicked his model girlfriend, May Anderson, to the curb. (Page Six)

Steelers fans and the group beer bong. (PSAMP)

Training camp fights: Good or Bad? (SI)

Ray-Ray graduated from Clemson! (3rd Saturday in Blogtober)

Gross photo of when Olympic weightlifting goes bad. (Lion in Oil)

Everything you’ve ever wondered about Terrelle Pryor. (Our Honor Defend)

The Cardinals will never catch a break: 1st round pick carted off field. (East Valley Tribune)

A day in the life of UFC’s Bruce Buffer. (On Deck Circle)

First the arrests, and now the injuries. Rough few months for Georgia. (AJC)

We tend to agree with the over-hyped angle, but so far, we’re having fun. (Sidelion Report)

Case in point of the over-hype: 24 hours straight of playing the game. (ESPN)

A team in the EPL now has a praying room. (The Beautiful Game)