The Roundup: The Disgusting Burger King Shower
Athletes and Celebrities, College Football, Fighting, NBA, NFL, Olympics, Soccer, UFC, Video Games, What the hell is wrong with people August 13th. 2008, 8:00am
Remember Tyra Banks before she became a TV star? Marvelous … how Orwellian – 1/3 of homeowners are owned by their house … help your prostate out – flog the dolphin … we didn’t read this because we want to go in fresh, but here’s a tease to the LOST season premiere … Onion brilliance we heard on Howard Stern this morning … attractive woman buys a dress at the mall, wears it to the mall the next day, and is kicked out for dressing provocatively … we see Paris, we see France (possibly NSFW) … dog turd disguised as artwork on the loose! … Bigfoot found?
Haven’t been to Burger King in years, and we’ll never go to this one in Ohio. (WDTN)
Josh Smith of the Hawks talks to a blog. (Hoops Addict)
All Phelps, all the time. (NY Post)
Good luck with this one, FCC! (Business & Media Institute)
Anyone like FSU this year? (College Game Balls)
Jason Kidd has kicked his model girlfriend, May Anderson, to the curb. (Page Six)
Steelers fans and the group beer bong. (PSAMP)
Training camp fights: Good or Bad? (SI)
Ray-Ray graduated from Clemson! (3rd Saturday in Blogtober)
Gross photo of when Olympic weightlifting goes bad. (Lion in Oil)
Everything you’ve ever wondered about Terrelle Pryor. (Our Honor Defend)
The Cardinals will never catch a break: 1st round pick carted off field. (East Valley Tribune)
A day in the life of UFC’s Bruce Buffer. (On Deck Circle)
First the arrests, and now the injuries. Rough few months for Georgia. (AJC)
We tend to agree with the over-hyped angle, but so far, we’re having fun. (Sidelion Report)
Case in point of the over-hype: 24 hours straight of playing the game. (ESPN)
A team in the EPL now has a praying room. (The Beautiful Game)
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:06 am
I think part of every paycheck Joel McHale gets for The Soup has a portion garnished by Tyra Banks for all of the fodder she provides…
August 13th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Woo-hoo!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:10 am
I will never ever tire of naughty pictures of Paris. Ever.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:11 am
August
Wow! Im all of a sudden a little dumber after watching that video
August 13th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Spidey – did it look like she had a thong under her thong?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Xenia, Ohio…25 minutes from my hometown.
Living the dream.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Burger King bubble bath in ohio? Had to be an o$u fan. See you can tell by the tats, the mohawk or the fact that he is taking a fucking bubble bath in a fucking Burger King sink… stay classy ohio.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
not sure if i totally concur, but that photo above is killer
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
speaking of houses … it took 19 days to sell a house for $1
(submitted by a reader who should show himself any minute now)
August 13th, 2008 at 8:30 am
August 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I like Tyra. Especially when she’s not talking.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I’m fairly certain I saw that house on DEA.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
If it were Pgh. the house would be worth at least $1.20 by now.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Does anyone believe the Bigfoot story?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
In Soviet Russia, house buys you.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Too bad Tyra is a complete moron.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
i do not believe the bigfoot story. i do, sort of, believe that big foot exists. loch ness monster – not so much.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Shocker, the $1 house is in Detroit. My God what a shit hole.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
did it look like she had a thong under her thong?
yea, i noticed that too. and that pink thong looks like it could fit orlando pace. i’ve never seen a thong that big on a hot broad. maybe bc it was exposed to everyone. hmmm…she’s still smoking hot.
i can’t wait to get madden tonight. i’m going to be worthless until softball playoffs next week.
great comments in that intern bill post last night. wish i had been here.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
TBL – We havd pictures, so its obviously real. No way would anyone from Northern Georgia make up a Bigfoot story. No way.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I’m pretty sure when searching for Tyra pics you needs to specify that they must have been taken before 2000. I love the onion, I couldn’t stop laughing while reading that.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Are we sure that the picture of Bigfoot isn’t really Gheorghe Muresan?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:48 am
I like Tyra. Especially when she’s not talking.
Tue Dat.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Gheorghe Muresan?
What ever happened to him?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I saw Bigfoot when I was a kid.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am
He sells cologne.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am
@TBL – I would consider the possibility of the lochness monster existing before bigfoot. I will most definitely be keeping an ear out for friday’s press conference with some guarded optimism that it’s real. how crazy would it be for one of these mythical beings to be found and verified? my sci-fi is getting excited!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Pittsburgh calling Detroit a shithole?
AWESOME yellow bridge doods! It is the bestest!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:53 am
You mean you’re not in favor of the “Fairness Doctrine,” TBL?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Mike NYC lobs the first political stone this morning… imagine that.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
I think Muresan died, didn’t he?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Hmmm, it’s from the fourth linked article. You do read the links, right?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Having lived near/in both – Yes
And we have at least 5 yellow bridges that I can think of.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:57 am
“Detroit may be a giant shithole. But you d00ds have a yellow bridge!! na-nee na-nee boo boo!!”
/Maggs
August 13th, 2008 at 8:59 am
@Maggs-love Motown, but the only city that makes it look good is Flint. know what i’m saying?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:01 am
i’m calling detroit a shithole too. i’ll also call it an abortion, a crack haven, and the closest thing to a 3rd world country in america.
i heart mike nyc.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:01 am
CRM – Your girl Becki Newton is hosting Regis for Kelly Ripa today. Becki Newton is reason enough to watch Ugly Betty (oh, and Jerry O’Connell’s wife, too!)
August 13th, 2008 at 9:05 am
TBL, do you realize how shitty you make us feel when you talk about what TV you’re watching while the rest of us are slaving away in corporate america?
and by slaving away, i mean barely working. so don’t feel too bad.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
@Sparty-so the Yanks pulled it off last night.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:13 am
@NIck P
MUCH better than being owned by Intern Bill. You can’t escape that.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:21 am
@Tampa Bo-yep, and Jeter left on a cart.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Damn that but does that really suck? I benched Nady and Berkman missed out on 2 HR and 8 RBI…Fuck my life.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Tampa Bo, not sure of your situation/roster, but I’d advise not sitting Berkman very much because he’s finally regained his HR stroke after almost a month and a half of not hitting one… he tends to get very hot once he gets off of a slump.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:36 am
hey…terrelle pryor! well, would you look at that?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Is Josh Smith still saying he doesn’t want to play for the Hawks if Mike Woodson is coach?
August 13th, 2008 at 11:00 am
tbl i’m like you in that i hate spoilers and even don’t like reading reviews that don’t contain spoilers for movies that i want to see. but the article on LOST has none and contains some information about a cool thing they’re doing with books that are referenced in the show. you can read it without feeling like you’re cheating.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I live in Xenia where that Burger King. Use to go to it a decent amount. What a sad/funny story involving my beloved hometown.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Ah, the days before Tyra spoke.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
TBL – Your caption is a bit misleading. The article states almost 1/3 of NEW homeowners are owned by their house. Homeowners who have bought in the last five years.