PM Roundup: Gilbert, Don’t Destroy the Wizards!
Baseball, Fantasy Sports, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, NFL, Olympics August 20th. 2008, 3:30pm
Kornheiser’s favorite idol contestant (right?) may make up for the link below. After the jump, a bonus: Superbad’s Emma Stone.
Pooping at the office vs. Fantasy Football at the office. (Joe Sports Fan)
Projecting 59 wins for the Rockets, which doesn’t sound insane. (Dreamshake)
FANTASY ALERT: Kevin Curtis has a hernia, he’s going to be out for awhile. (700 Level)
Why a Gilbert Arenas reality show would destroy the Wizards. (STET Sports)
Don’t Rashida Jones and Lolo Jones look like sisters?
One prediction for the Dodgers out of the postseason, and the Red Sox winning it all. (Major League Jerk)
Why doesn’t anyone want Daunte Culpepper? (The State)
Newspapers haven’t fared well lately on the web. (E&P)
Sam Mitchell: Dapper. (My Hogtown)
Red Sox fan, draped in douche, attends an Orioles game. (Bugs & Cranks)
Michael Phelps: Douchy? We do think the fu manchu is cool. (Best Week Ever)
Announcers calling Olympic sports from NY … not a problem! (Columbia Journalism Review)
Cheering against the Yanks is no longer fun. (Epic Carnival)
The 10 most-hated people on the internet. No. 1 is on point, and Kornheiser checks in at No. 9. (Radar)
We wrote about this recently: that Bronze of the Fonz. (I Report)
Obsessed much? (Everything Erin Andrews)
Pour out some beer, DMB fans.
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August 20th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
“Why doesn’t anyone want Daunte Culpepper?”
If the Raiders don’t want him, then you know there are some issues.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Nobody wants Daunte Culpepper because he isn’t throwing to Randy Moss anymore.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
+1 KC Res, beat me to it.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Of all the great stuff posted over on MLJ, you gotta blow Hef on a predictions post? I’m outta here…
/Jesus and CBH and, well, RexKramerDangerSeeker
August 20th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I think choosing to rehab your knee at a strip mall, behind a Wal-Mart instead of Winter Park might have something to do with it.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Nobody wants Culpeper because he is a black, mediocre quarterback
/
Rush Limbaugh
August 20th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Hate.Fucking.Red Sox. Fans.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I said to someone before that I thought Lolo looked like Rashida…that would make a nice sandwich.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Fantasy football and dumping on company time are not priveleges, but basic human rights guarenteed in the Bill of Rights. Get over it, corporate America!
/failed social studies once
August 20th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@TBL- Im loving these Fantasy alerts.
White Sox are up 14-3…another rape in progress.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
CBH left?
August 20th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
/fixed.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Hate. Fucking. People. Who. Fucking. Think. Fucking. Stereotypes. And. Fucking. Bandwagoners. Represent. An. Entire. Fucking. Fanbase.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“Another Rape in Progress”….is Kobe informed?
August 20th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
that’s what I’ve been asking. why did he take off?
August 20th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
CBH left?
Dorncoch should be arriving any minute if that is true
No. 1 is on point
i agree. That mother is a fat bitch
August 20th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Why doesn’t Chicago want Daunte Culpepper?
Come on… that’s what we’re all thinking.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
St. Bear, I imagine that rant to sound like the guy in Dumb and Dumber who was pounding on the phone booth yelling, “Get. off. the. phone.”. Thank you for that.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
CBH and CRM went on vacation at the same time? Interesting….
August 20th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
That Fonze statue is a little creepy.
He’s a short mo-fo if it’s life sized.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
And Intern Bill and Hef are in town at the same time? More interestinger…
August 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@clown – fat camp is no vacation
August 20th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I am not at all interested by any of this conjecture
August 20th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I think this comment from that article has me cracking up the most. There is nothing worse than having somebody look for you for 10-15 minutes and finally see you and ask, “where were you the last 15 minutes?”
Uhhhh…
August 20th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
The Fonz statue looks like a Simpson’s character.
iirc, Henry Winkler is only in the mid-5′ range (saw him in LA once). He and Stallone are virtually dwarves.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Who are these 2 homely bitches?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
We have two men’s rooms here…one is purely for Numero Uno the other is for the Deuce..we call that one the Crunch Room…it is across the hall from the office of the hottest chick in the company and she knows it is the Crunch room…she finds us all very very nasty
August 20th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Dude, we’re really drafting at 11:30 p.m. on Sunday?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Stallone – 5′8″
Dolph Lundgren – 6′5″
Cruise – 5′7″
Henry Winkler – 5′6″
How do actors get laid? Money? Khakis?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Killer flat tops?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
You have some serious game, my friend. As commenter #28 would say, “Brah-fucking-vo”.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I work next to the bathroom, both the CFO and CTO have Goute because they eat god bullshit. Everymorning the CFO takes the loudest shits and the CTO shits sounds like hes shitting out his colon. Everyone in the office can hear it but no one says anything like its didnt happen. Its gross but if you have IM at the office its makes for alot of fun shit jokes.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
So there are two sets of pot-a-potties?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I love the it isn’t happening moments that everybody knows is happening. Good times.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
At Wright-Patterson AFB, I once saw a civilian employee come out of a stall with his empty lunch tray.
/sadly, a very true story
August 20th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@Tampa. I thought goute only gave you access to motorized carts, not access to take lud dumps.
On a similiar note, we have a shared bathroom in my building, and there used to be this guy who would wear way too much cologne to work. You could always tell when he beat you too the bathroom. It would almost make your eyes tear up. Cologne + poop= Real nasty smelling bathroom
August 20th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
It’s okay to ‘out’ yourself Rex. Nobody here will judge you…
August 20th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Mid 5’s – Pinky Tuscadero must have had to lie on her belly to give the Fonze a blowjob.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I can’t get the dumb and dumber scene out of my head when the toilet is broken after the ex-lax.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
What do you do when the poo skids stay behind after some good coffee? Multiple flushes or just leave it be?
Oh, just me? Okay then.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@Tampa. I thought goute only gave you access to motorized carts, not access to take lud dumps.
You get it from eating bullshit but it affects your feet.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Leave the ass-scrapes Clown, they need to soak.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
That is so fucking disgusting.
/Najeh Davenport
August 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
What do you do when the poo skids stay behind after some good coffee? Multiple flushes or just leave it be?
leave it be. I hate it when the asshole in the stall over doesnt use the courtesy flush.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Stupid bathroom mirrors…
August 20th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@clown – there are always 3 flushes: a pre-flush to prevent splashing up of prior existing debris, a courtesy flush (regardless of mr. lozo’s insistence that it doesn’t work), and a post-flush to remove skidmarks and tp.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
We had one guy in our office that when we saw him come in we would all go take a piss, because we knew it was going to be a superfund site in about 15 minutes. He never disappointed.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Is it wrong in a bar to attempt to piss the discarded pubes off the porcelin?
It’s kind of a game.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Best Week Ever is fucking lame – regardless if this link is poking fun of Michael Phelps.
Big deal, he’s got on a crooked hat. The day I see Phelps with an orange sun tan, a guido’s blowout haircut, his collar popped, and blinging earrings is the day I call him “douchy” or a “douchebag.” You want to see what real ‘bags look like? Go to hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Good idea, Ndub
August 20th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Clown: Have you ever seen 95% of the fucks they post on that website? Those guys are clearly more ‘bags than Phelps.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I dont think Phelps is douchy but I do think hes slightly retarded, look at him at interviews and listen to him when he talks.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Stains on the can are called bruises. “dude, that can is bruised up! Who beat it up?” They can only be removed as real bruises would, time, or pissing on them.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@ Tampa Bo: he reminds me of Lil’ Kev from Always Sunny, who the gang thinks is literally mentally retarded until he he breaks it down…
August 20th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
@August-Is that show funny. I heard it was but never put it in the rotation.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
tampa, hit hulu.com for the series. well worth the time.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
effing hilarious… give it an episode or 2 before you decide.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Regular hell is too good a place for The woman who’s #1 on the most hated list. She needs to go to the East St. Louis part of hell.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Groin. I don’t know about that. That’s where the strip clubs are.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Sorry arkbadger, didn’t know. She should go to the Gary, Indiana part of hell then. Better?