Jamaica’s Usain Bolt is the fastest man on the planet. He won the 100m race in record-time last week. This morning, the long-legged cyborg shattered Michael Johnson’s world record and captured the 200m in a blistering 19.30. (Only Jesse Owens and Carl Lewis have pulled off the double.) The race was at 10:20 am, and despite checking USA, MSNBC and NBC, we couldn’t find it anywhere. Why? Because the greedy suits at NBC wanted to ’save’ the race for tonight. What a fucking joke. This is an absolute abomination. (Watch the race here, thanks to a reader.) Ten minutes after the race, ESPN, Fox, SI, CBS Sports and Yahoo all blared the headline. So now everyone in America has to wait 11 hours and 50 minutes to watch it? Our Canadian readers were able to watch it online!

ESPN wants the Olympics in 2014? If John Skipper will stand be these words six years from now - actually, it’s pointless to look that far into the future; you know the world is ending in 2011, right? - we hope that the WWL gets its wish:

“We serve sports fans. It’s hard in our culture to fathom tape-delaying in the same way they have. I’m not suggesting it wasn’t the smart thing for them to do, but it’s not our culture. We did Euro 2008 in the afternoon. We’ve done the World Cup in the middle of the morning. We have different audiences.€

Thing is, how would ESPN be able to adequately cover the Olympics and flood the zone with news and nuggets on the NFL and college football?

UPDATE: Argentina just survived Greece, 80-78, and will play the USA in hoops Thursday. Get ready for Manu (24 points), Delfino (23 points) and Scola.

ESPN Eyes Rights to Games in 2014 and 2016 (NY Times)