There’s something about Emmanuelle Chriqui’s disarming smile and sartorial selection that long ago captured our hearts … Anna Farris, photographed from behind … those darn oil speculators! … Barbie fishing pole nets record-setting catfish

Joltin’ Joe’s hitting streak has nothing on Bolt’s incredible record. That cricket guy’s impressive as hell, too. (Freakonomics)

“Cursed with good looks, the ability to enunciate most words and access to the best parties and sociably acceptable drugs, TV people really believe they’re smarter than everyone else and essential to maintaining the myth of a true democracy.” Damn. (Fox Sports)

Pay no mind to Rutgers-Fresno St. - Rob Stone has just replaced you-know-who on the sideline for the game. (Star Ledger)

76ers GM has a conference call - just for bloggers! (Depressed Fan)

Is FSU hiding something? (Orlando Sentinel via Fark)

Minor League baseball fans: These guys are talking to Nationals first-rounder Aaron Crow this weekend. (Sports Online Radio)

Take a guess who Cris Collinsworth is talking about: “What a brilliant business move for the Jets. … Whatever he does this year will be an upgrade for the Jets at that position.” (USA Today)

If you’re interested in the former Yale basketball player who is dating Luke Wilson, she’s on the far right here. (Philly Mag)

Because a reader is smitten. (Kinga Phillips)

Tom Brady. Peyton Manning. Now Merriman? (Union-Tribune)

Movie plot? Hoops recruit robs bank. (Ballin is a Habit)

We have zero faith this investigation will result in anything. (Times Online)

Because it must be discussed: McCain not knowing how many houses he has. Despite rhetoric you’ll hear on Republican talk radio, this could be John Kerry-Swift Boat huge. Here’s our only problem: “The damning McCain quote … played neatly into Obama’s argument … that he understand the economy better and that the Republican candidate “doesn’t get it” when it comes to voters’ lives.” Two questions that, until answered, will likely have us voting for a third party: Why do you want to bail out fiscally irresponsible Americans who bought more house than they knew they could affrd? Why should taxpayers have to pay for the sins of millions who felt like using their homes as an ATM to live a life they couldn’t afford? Rant over. (Washington Post)