Michael Phelps Hooked Up with Stephanie Rice
Olympics August 22nd. 2008, 9:00am
You win eight goal medals at the Olympics and yeah, you’re going to end up sucking face with the hot Australian swimmer who netted three golds herself.
Rice has a hard-partying reputation, as evidenced by these photos, but because shattering Olympic records is thrilling and because the 2032 games are going to need compelling storylines, let’s hope these two get their hands on a bottle of Wild Turkey and in the immortal words of Gilbert Arenas, “make bad decisions.”
PHELPS SUCKS FACE WITH AUSSIE (Page Six)
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August 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
Good for him! Now he needs to get his ass back here so he can vote for McCain and ensure his tens of millions in endorsements aren’t unjustly taxed.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
do you think they take off their flippers when they make whoopie?
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
TBL – you see this article http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece
I am gonna try and qualify for something just to get there. Sounds like Ancient Greece or something.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am
nice!
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
in that page six article phelps looks like he went full retard. i should’ve played a sport that i could make it to the Olympics if that dope is making out with her.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
She’s hot, they could produce the greatest swimmer ever, if Obama were elected he would clone their offspring using aborted fetuses and then tax it.
/makes no sense
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
if Obama were elected he would clone their offspring using aborted fetuses and then tax it.
Clones aint cheap.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 am
When Obama’s elected: Mandatory Gay Marriage!
/dibs on Clown
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am
@Tampa: Everything’s cheap for Democrats. They just tax the rich. And then celebrate by killing babies and drinking their blood.
/Christmas Critters
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 am
To the Victor goes the spoils…and why are we throwing political comments around?
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 am
You forgot mandatory Spanish as national language and mandatory windmills on every corner.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
I bet he’s a really bad kisser and uses way too much tongue. Her ex is hotter than Phelps, but Phelps has more money. And he’s more famous.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
Cool Rick -
I sent that article to TBL yesterday. I think I’m going to move to Estonia and qualify for men’s beach volleyball. I’m going to change my name to Esto and you can be my partner if you change your name to Nia. I have no aspirations of success other than inside the Olympic Village.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
They just tax the rich.
Good. So they can pay for their sex clones. I rather kill a fetus that is not going to be taken care of any way than sending my 18 year old son that I have invested my whole life in to Iraq for some bullshit the CIA can handle.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am
Just went to the AM Roundup..never mind
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am
KC – the reason the US didnt have a handball team is because it didnt have the players. If we hit the roids now, by the time we are tested it wont show up. We can start a US handball team and who gives a fuck about medals, the Olympic Village is like an athletic, free Red Light District.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 am
Nice to have you back SG, those of us with testicles just can’t do catty like that.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 am
What qualifies as a “bad kisser?”
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 am
Apparently using too much tongue would start SG’s argument.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:39 am
Cool Rick-
Sounds good. I’m pretty sure Russia will invade Estonia before the 2012 Olympics. Handball it is. I haven’t played since Jr. High, but it can’t be that hard. Remember… we just need to qualify to get a room in the Village. Now where are my Kareem Goggles?
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 am
Definitely looks like a bad kisser… has a huge mouth and it looks like he’d slobber all over you. Amanda Beard had it right, ew that’s nasty.
/yeah, i’m a female
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
and watch out for the snaggle-tooth…
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
@ KC Resident & cool rick – you’re best bet would be to wait until the 2016 games if Chicago wins the bid. The home country automatically gets a team in every sport, so you wouldn’t even need to qualify.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 am
wanted to make a joke about the 100,000 condoms passed out, Phelps/Rice and “swimmers” – but it’s too early and I haven’t had enough coffee.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
For some reason I imagine Phelps kissing like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. You know, the scene where he’s imagining hanging out with Lauren Holly and he basically swallows her face.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:49 am
http://www.patrickmoberg.com/illustration/106/michael-phelps
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 am
“Do you love me?”
“No, but that sure is a nice ski mask.”
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 am
BREAKING NEWS! Phelps got his first acting gig when he comes back to the US! He’s playing this on Broadway in the new live version!!!
http://share.thumbplay.com/files/media/0001/1886/446_large.jpg
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
Sorry I was wrong. I think it might be this guy….
http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/gomer-pyle-jim-nabors.jpg
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 am
this austrailian swimmer is far hotter than amanda beard, who reminds me at times of lilly from the munsters.
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:03 am
@Jimmy:
Beard always reminded me of this whn I see her…
http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/kane.jpg
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
Natalie Coughlin > Amanda Beard
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
ah yes Battlin-i love Natalie Coughlin
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
VERY much so.
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
The softball dorms are, of course, full of sexually confused awkwardness
/Bustos’d
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am
I heard she put a bag over Phelps’ head.
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I;ve been on the Stephanie Rice train since day one, you bastards. She’s mine!
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Don’t worry, if McCain gets elected he may forget to show up for work anyway…