You would probably lose to Ivanka Trump in Jeopardy … the newest bailout recipients: Detroit and the auto industry! Hey, we’re the new France! Surely the newspaper industry is up next. And what about radio? Let’s save them, too … anyone here join Hoffspace? … for the high rollers: this isn’t a great market for vacation homes … apparently, we’re way late to the Christina Hendricks party, and it seems like we’ve really missed out … a Monday morning bonus after the jump … who goes under first, Washington Mutual or Wachovia? … the mainstream media, always six months behind …

An SNL skit worthy of passing to your friends. (Consumerist)

Because the Gators couldn’t deal with Georgia hogging all the player-arrest headlines. (Sun-Sentinel)

Not a great shirt to wear to Wrigley. (Lenin Closet)

An applause is in order: He lived blogged the Gold medal hoops game. (The Arena)

Triumphant: Cristie Kerr in Portland, Vijay at the Barclays. (The Golf Girl, Putt for Par)

Why are British people so unruly? (NY Times)

Giambi and Joba suck at beer pong. (Page Six)

Blogger roundtable: Small market and the NBA. (Hardwood Paroxysm)

Birmingham, Alabama and the 2020 Olympics. (Ghetto Testimonial)

Inflation at the stadium: It’s going to cost more to attend college football games this year. (Oregonian)

This guy hates Redskins owner Daniel Synder. (Opinion Popcorn)

“[John McEnroe] is such a charismatic commentator that more than any player he remains the face of tennis.” That’s horribly incorrect. Someone says “face of tennis” and you instantly think Nadal, Federer or the Williams sisters, right? (NY Times)

Handy Olympic medal chart dating back to 1896, when Greece ruled the Olympics. (SI)

A bevy of suspensions for the Miami Hurricanes, though they won’t be missed vs. Charleston Southern. (Miami Herald)

Not bad for an FSU student, Mr. Rolle. (NYT)

Why are Jamaican Olympian runners so fast? “They say that our aggression, our toughness, came out of our slave situation,” said Elliott, who is black. The team doctor said he subscribes to the view “considering that Jamaica had more slavery rebellion than any country in the world.€ Elliott is not actually Jimmy the Greek. (Yahoo Sports)