I’m back. (Did you even notice I was gone? Didn’t think so.) I spent a week in whatever part of New Jersey it is that contains Atlantic and Ocean City. Lobster, crab, clams, buffets, boardwalk pizza and Kate Beckinsale… OK, so Kate Beckinsale wasn’t at the same beach or casino I was, but the rest was tight. Much like Kate Beckinsale.

I already miss the Olympics. To help recall them fondly, here’s some of the Olympic cheerleaders. (City Rag)

Finally, Professional Wrestling and Professional Tennis have joined forces. (YouTube)

The triumphant return of Willie Williams. (The Realests)

Fire crackers at a soccer match. (Fox Sports)

Hipsters. (UTNE)

The only election that truly matters. (Peanuts Rock The Vote)

This thing is terrifying. (People)

An interview with the Tampa Bay Rays GM. (Outs Per Swing)

The MLB amateur draft and slot machines. (Sports Agent Blog)

An interview with Chris Berman. (Seamheads)

Run support inflates the records of bad pitchers. Outstanding investigatory journalism. (Major League Jerk)

An interview with Ed “Too Tall” Jones. (The Landry Hat)

Kim K, Jeffrey Ross, Misty May, Brooke Burke, Warren Sapp and Cloris Leachman will all appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. Adjust your DVR’s appropriately. (Yahoo!)