PM Roundup: Chock Full O’ Links
Baseball, College Football, Death, Heavy Drinking, Hockey, NBA, Politics August 26th. 2008, 3:15pm
Krystal Forscutt is making her third Roundup appearance.* I don’t know why she’s stretching – she must have just woken from a nap.
“Alexis Miller, an Atlanta native and hip hop artist, has filed a restraining order against Shaquille O’Neal. The 23 year-old female rapper has claimed that the Suns center has sent her threatening text messages and emails after the couple ended their brief relationship.” (The Sports Point)
Jim Calhoun continues to coach through cancer. (USA Today)
Don’t buy a house from Lindsay Hunter. (FanNation)
College football and polls. (Sparty and Friends)
Note to self: “Don’t offer to trade a mother a fattening hog for one of her pre-teen daughters.” (FOXNews)
While 10 DUI’s is an impressive feat – I’m more interested in seeing what a “Manatee woman” looks like. (Bradenton Herald)
As seen in links all over the site today, Kevin Duckworth passed away. (True Hoop)
Mark Schlereth’s deodorant choice. (Joe Sports Fan)
It’s tough putting together a charity event in Canada, eh? (Melt Your Face Off)
Michelle Obama causes man to lose mind. (TambaBay.com)
If you don’t have anything nice to say, you probably shouldn’t write the obituary. (SFist)
Yes, yes, yes – Something UNC football. (College Game Balls)
No one listens to Nationals’ games on the radio. (The Nationals Enquirer)
This is just dripping with brilliance in every sentence (Via FOXNews):
When 48-year-old Frankie Lewis couldn’t get any butter on Sunday from the buffet line, police say he took out a knife and threatened to slice parishioners.
Lewis eventually went to put the knife away, but that’s when a church member hit him with a wooden board, according to authorities.
Lewis then rode away on a bicycle, but police quickly caught him.
Finally, the Phillies had 70’s night. (The Fightins)
*Die
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August 26th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I know I have my issues but why oh why do people spell lose as loose????
No one listens to Nationals’ games on the radio. (The Nationals Enquirer)
No comment necessary.
Shaq’s probably been threating that girl by telling her she was going to toss his salad.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Here the requested Latimer busting out windows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMSSmI6P2QA&feature=related
August 26th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
It’s more annoying when people spell threatening as threating
August 26th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
did i misspell lose?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
DC should seriously be ashamed of themselves, they bitched and moaned for years about wanting a team and now have no interest at all in actually supporting it.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
wow…crm…just wow. yummy godzilla biscuits.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
/I did
August 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
h/t: benji on the Krystal picture
August 26th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Shocker CBH, why don’t you pay attention to the O’s. I had a great time in Fenway last week. I’m sure the 40,000 other Sox fans did as well. Although the O’s fans that bothered got to see some actual baseball for a change.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
damn, Kevin Duckworth died?!?!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Roseanne Barr is rumored to be a Manatee woman.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
how can someone be released after 10 DUI’s. does she need to kill someone first?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
They still outdraw the O’s both in total and percentage and don’t have 19 guaranteed sellouts with the Yanks/Sox every year.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Sweet Jesus who is she?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I hope Duckworth’s obituary isn’t written by the same guy who wrote the one CRM linked to. Damn.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Or appearance as appernace.
/looking at you, CRM
August 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@sterlin-there were more Yankee fans in Baltimore than Orioles fans this past weekend.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I have stated many times that Camden Yards is an abomination when the Red Sox and Yankees are in town. However, the Red Sox and Yankees draw huge EVERYWHERE.
Sterlin, I have a point, DC lost the Senators because they couldn’t support them, then bitched about not having baseball, and now have a team and don’t care enough to follow them. If the Nats move they will be bitching again. DC is such a front runner town.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Did Kevin Duckworth wear RecSpecs? if so, he better be buried in them like Ho Grant and James Worthy need to be.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Sterlin, look at Camden Yards first year. With a new stadium the Nats should have had 81 guaranteed sellouts this year.
If the Nats weren’t outdrawing the Orioles with a brand new stadium that would be really sad, them outdrawing the Orioles this year means nothing.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
The Victorino pic isn’t showing up, either.
In conclusion, CRM sucks.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Come on Benji, Rambis wore them best. Chris Sabo has to be ranked high as well.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Orioles fans have a right to be disillusioned, they have been watching shitty baseball for the past 10 years. Nats fans have no such excuse, although the shitty year they are having basically is the equivalent of the Orioles 10 shitty years.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
They were outdrawing them at RFK as well.
Who really cares that no one listens on the radio anyway? I am certain you are the only one.
The O’s have about 10,000 fans, they show up, but thats really about it. For such a great easy to get to ballpark, they are supported by no one.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
The Lindsey Hunter thing is fucked up. Everybody committed mortgage fraud and they’ll all go to jail if it’s true. If you’re the idiot who bought the house, why do you rat out Hunter and his buddy if the only way you can prove it is to admit to mortgage fraud? They’re all idiots.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Nice Tits and Im sure shes nice to talk to.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Umm, when the fuck did Baltimore ever become easy to get to?
I am sure taking the metro straight to the stadium is much harder.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Oh and you might want to check your facts about the Nats outdrawing the Orioles at RFK.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/attendance?sort=home_avg&year=2006&seasonType=2
August 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
As someone in DC, I hope to god baseball leaves again.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
That link implies that the Marlins lack drawing power. I disapprove.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Nice state CBH, but the nats still drew a larger percentage.
There is more parking than god (about 700 garages) around Camden, the light rail and marc trains. If you care, you could get there easy.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Excellent pic, CRM
August 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
/still looking at you, CRM
August 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Nats and Oreos both suck.
/side note, I’m playing baseball tonight on a field that Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays played a season on in the minors. I’m feeling a little giddy for some history.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Wait, and Buck O’neil as well
August 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yeah when I went to Camden, I parked in a garage right on the waterfront and went sightseeing first. Easy as pie.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
A Royals fan would know about sucking.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i cannot stop staring at that pic…
August 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I know it cbh, but I’m hoping once I get my new MU tigers gravatar hooked up nobody will remember about me having that Kauffman pic…
August 26th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
You should be all set Nick P
August 26th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
man, that “College football and polls” link is quality stuff.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
And cbh, when MU loses 3 games this year, I’ll change again to the Tarheels and hope nobody remembers that I had an MU pic…I have no backup plan if UNC loses this year. At all.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Nwilson -
I found a avatar for you…
http://lo-uh.com/wallpapers/tigger.jpg
August 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
@CRM: I appreciate the dedication to your craft and echo your sentiments*
/*sincere
August 26th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@nwilson–If you really want to feel the way Mickey Mantle did when he played, you need to get shit drunk this afternoon and play with a hangover.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
miz is a bigger whore than I am…
August 26th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@KC, ahh yes, let the shenanaghins (???) begin!
I can’t help but crack up when I see the rivalry shirts. some of those are classics. And there is always some Norm Stewart shirts regardless of what sport your at in Columbia. Jayhawks will forever hate norm and his rocking chair.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
sparty, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I was just giving credit where it was due. you must be mixing me up with someone else.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@Groin, that’s a good idea. If I didn’t have to work until 5pm, and play at 6pm I would. But we definitely will after the game. 420 to center wouldn’t be fun if I was drunk. I mean I can do 350, but 420? Uhhhh no. I’m sure I’d have a “fuck it” moment.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Did someone say 420?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
miz-i love it. keep it up.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“I can’t help but crack up when I see the rivalry shirts. some of those are classics.” Nwilson
KU actually just won a lawsuit against one of the local tshirt shops that printed those.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Come on Benji, Rambis wore them best
Rambis didn’t wear RecSpecs. he wore plain ole black framed glasses.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I just looked at the shaq link and it says the chick who got a restraining order against him is a hip hop artist…I think by hip hop artist they mean video ho. Shaq how does her ass taste? no metaphore here.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
who said 420?
August 26th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@kc, I seen that on the news. Crazy stuff. What a bunch of pansies trying to out a small business.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
That was me spence. But not the same thinking. See comment #49
August 26th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Ben Wallace had the best specs.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
KC Resident, do you not know how to use the quote button on TBL? If you want to quote someone, hit the quote button, paste in their comment (making sure to erase any spaces at the end), then hit the quote button again.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Someone please help, haw do I set up an Avatar?
August 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
or when people cannot spell HOW
August 26th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
http://www.gravatar.com... its pretty simple
August 26th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
http://www.gravatar.com without the ellipses
August 26th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Thank you benji
August 26th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Actually and sadly, no. This is a quality post.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Hell no, never, are you serious – something UNC Football.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
SuperVisor loves cocks.