Jennifer Metcalfe plays Mercedes McQueen on the English soap, Hollyoaks. If there’s anything in life that gives me joy, it’s learning about British soap opera actresses. Oh, and (Surprise, surprise!) she dated a footballer.

Anybody else taking time off to follow the gymnastics tour? (Yahoo!)

Are the Hornets destined for Seattle? (Sparty and Friends)

Now that you mention it, Lozo does remind me of Tucker Max. I wonder why he hasn’t written a book? (Lozo)

I’m a huge fan, so somebody get me a copy of the new Guns N’ Roses book. Don’t act like we don’t have people reading who can make that happen. (Vulture/NY Mag)

Insane picture for the “Only in Florida” files. (TambaBay.com)

If you go on vacation, local teens may turn your home into a crack house. (WRAL)

LeBron loves over-the-hill point guards with diminishing skills. (Waiting For Next Year)

It is possible that Ken Shamrock could fail his physical. Nobody wants to fight a dented tomato can. (FanHouse)

Lou Holtz once turned his back on an injured recruit. (Mvictors.com)

Suggest plays for Western Carolina to run. (Amphibious Sports Duo)

Another fantasy football name contest. (The Hazean)

OJ’s daughter attacked him. Finish him next time. Ther’s not a jury in the world that would convict. (Daily News)