Pacman Goes to Hooters for the Wings, Stays for the Reinstatement
NFL August 28th. 2008, 6:00pm
I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, but everyone’s favorite football playing miscrient, Adam Jones, has been issued full and total reinstatement by the NFL. He’ll play in the Cowboys first game and he couldn’t be happier. Here’s the quote that’s been on every other sports blog on the planet today:
“It feels good man, you know, to get a second chance and I just have to take advantage of it,” said Jones. “First and foremost, I don’t want to let myself down, definitely my little girl down. I’m thankful for Jerry [Jones], the fans in Dallas and my teammates for believing in me. I need to keep doing what I’ve been doing to get reinstated, staying with myself and my teammates and staying away from those knuckleheads and just stay focused.”
The most interesting part of the story of course, is the location in which Mr. Jones received the news of his reinstatement – Hooters. (We all knew he would be reinstated. Right?) As a guy who once wrote a thousand words about Pacman and a fictitious entourage member eating silver dollar pancakes and trying to buy a stamp, I have to admire the kind of whimsy that comes with reports of Pacman receiving what is really the most important news in his entire career in a Hooters. The man loves breasts. He has to love them to walk into Hooters because quite frankly, the food sucks.
Since this is the last post of the day, here’s an artist’s rendering of what it might have looked like after Jones heard about his reinstatement:

I have to say, TBL will be proud that it’s been less than 24 hours and I’ve already resorted to poorly done photoshops. (Courtesy Gonzo)
Actual props go to the following:
[MDS @ ProFootballTalk]
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August 28th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Are you sure that’s not American Benihana?
August 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
bravo! that is for you crm, not pacman.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Whoever made that picture should know that Pacman doesn’t play for the Titans anymore.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
B35T pH0t05hopZ EvaR!!11!
August 28th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
And are these the “knuckleheads” he’s referring to?
August 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I just tried Hooters last week, and I thought it was pretty good. Wings and oysters
August 28th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Hooters is fine for the wings and the wings only…and cheap beer…and tits.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I’m thankful for Jerry [Jones], the fans in Dallas
Dallas fans wouldn’t care if you raped a whole town if you can return 3 punts for TDs and play a decent CB
August 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
And, no offense Gonzo, that is the ugliest Hooters girl I’ve seen in years. Of course, it’s been a year or two since I’ve been in one, but…aye.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
if she would’ve been my waitress I would’ve sued
August 28th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Asian Hooters come on thats a gem!
August 28th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Ivanovic Lost!! There goes the US Open relevance…
August 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Don’t speak too soon: More Djokovic means more javelin thrower, more Andy Roddick means more Brooklyn Decker and more Roger Federer means, well, um, yeah.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Yeah, but Sharapova and Ivanovic are both out. I’ll watch the men’s for the tennis, but I watch the women’s for the hot chicks. Not the linebackers in skirts.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Football!!!
Not going to lie, Erin Andrews’ pants are tighter than John Kruk’s collar…and I have to call saddlebags.
/Sad
August 28th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Good for Jones if he’s really going to try to turn his life around. I’m still not going to be part of his posse unless he asks real nicely and gives me a bulletproof vest.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Even Helen Keller winces at that Photoshop job.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
CRM… giving TBL (the website) a bad name since day one!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Anyone watching this Oregon State – Stanford game? No? How sick is that kid gonna feel after fumbling through the end zone on the potential game tying drive?
August 29th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Asian chicks can’t work at Hooters since they’re all flat chested.
/Nick P.’d
//Actually, me
August 29th, 2008 at 8:36 am
but they love you long time
August 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am
CRM… giving TBL (the website) a bad name since day one!
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