The Incredibly Shrinking Frame of One-Time Goddess Anna Kournikova
Athletes and Celebrities July 31st. 2006, 4:12pm
When last we spotted Anna Kournikova, she was looking painfully malnourished on a tennis court in New York.
She apparently has now taken her bony frame south for the summer, as she is seen here apparently begging for food on the streets of Miami, her Mischa Barton arms bonier than ever. (We’re fairly certain this image hasn’t been photoshopped.)
More startling photos can be seen here. Besides the fact that her formerly magnificient rack has vanished, her supple ass is gone, too. Forget Andy Roddick disappearing from the Top 10, Anna�s sick, people. This is what we call a Code Red.
Get well soon, Anna.
Anna Kournikova looking stick thin while out for an evening in Miami (In Case You Didn�t Know)
18 Responses to “The Incredibly Shrinking Frame of One-Time Goddess Anna Kournikova”
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August 15th, 2006 at 2:25 am
Seeing this headline just made me go all “what the hell?” But then I saw the picture, and the first thing I looked at was her rack…or what was her rack. That, among other things, IS a problem.
And yeah, get well soon, Anna.
September 14th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Your not that good at tennis.
October 6th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
You’re not that good at grammar.
October 19th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
And neither of us are quick at replying
November 23rd, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Well, if someone is guilty of this tragic transformation is Enrique Iglesias. Since he put hands on the demi god girl, she started the metamorphosis into this non-attractive woman. How can this be? Is he that bad in bed?
All we can do is wait to let her get back on her feet, just like Britney will do. Britney’s comeback is coming people. She WILL bounce back and I can bet the house that this comeback will include a surprise appearance at Playboy mag. You will see. In no less than a year the pop singer will make us all happy with Playboy cover. Remember this.
Let’s hope Kournikova follows her wise steps and gets in shape soon.
P-Ball
November 25th, 2006 at 1:19 am
My goodness! If her ankle were to swell up, we may be able to use her as a 3 wood! Nice site, gentlemen.
November 28th, 2006 at 10:59 am
Anna, get well soon. You are why, I watch tennis!!
December 19th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Fuck Heroin chic. Ruined so many beautiful women.
January 13th, 2007 at 1:39 am
remember when she won all those grand slams?
me either
April 10th, 2007 at 6:22 am
THAT IS NOY ANNA! YIKES!!!!
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:11 am
where did the boobies go???
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Britney Spears? Wow someone with less talent than Anna K.
June 6th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I’m a former collegiate tennis player and obviously a big fan of pro tennis. I don’t think anyone would offer much disagreement with the opinion that Anna underachieved. That granted, the notion that (Anna) is not that good at tennis is beyond ridiculous. She reached #7 in the world in singles. She also won two grand slam doubles championships and reached the finals of another.
Being, on paper, the seventh best individual at anything in the world is impressive, and worthy of respect
July 5th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
anna was such a beautiful chick so wots up babe? Enrico made you thin? If you’d been my chick ida made you fat.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:07 am
If you guys don’t want girls to be thin, then why do you oogle all the thin girls and treat the heavier ones like they don’t exist? I must say, Anna Kournikova’s simply a product of what men seem to give the most attention to. But I guess you all decided that there’s a “too-thin” now?? Men are the pickiest fuckers in the world. I shall get off my feminist soapbox now.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:33 pm
i think she looks amazing.
July 31st, 2007 at 7:48 pm
“All we can do is wait to let her get back on her feet, just like Britney will do. Britney’s comeback is coming people. She WILL bounce back and I can bet the house that this comeback will include a surprise appearance at Playboy mag. You will see. In no less than a year the pop singer will make us all happy with Playboy cover. Remember this.”
Missed by a mile on this one loser.
Britney is a sad joke and is in the history books.
To see Britney at her best now you will have to pull out the old recorded video.
Britney will never see herself in a Playboy spread - you have to have some class to make that air brush hall of fame.
October 7th, 2007 at 11:46 am
That’s my future ex-wife….everyone settle….