PM Roundup: Long Weekend…
Blogging, College Football, Heavy Drinking, Movies, Music, NBA, Politics August 29th. 2008, 2:45pm
I’ll be in and out all weekend… alumnigonzo@gmail.com… Jordana Brewster will be in the new 4 Fast For Furious IV movie which looks pretty terrible… Of course, I absolutely loved Tokyo Drift, so maybe I should give this one a chance.
A look at college football coaching salaries. (Wall Street Journal)
Mohegan Sun in Connecticut is opening a new casino tonight – the total expansion, when completed, will have cost $925 million. (Rutland Herald)
Anybody want a Ben Gordon? Fair condition. (Chicago Bull)
Imig checks in with some Mizzou-Illinois thoughts. (STL Sports Magazine)
Barack Obama – Land mammal and sea creature. (Daily Show)
App State/LSU moved up to a 10am start time. (AppFan.com)
Another fat cat – literally. (Philly.com)
The Republican VP nominee was the runner up in the 1984 Ms Alaska pageant. (TMZ)
College president resigns over drinking pictures. Crazy kids! (FOXNews)
Kid Rock doesn’t give a bleep. (detnews.com)
Blasphemous – giving the Fire Joe Morgan treatment to Fire Joe Morgan. (Major League Jerk)
Ladies, take note. (Tamba Bay Online)
National Guardsman puts guy in coma, has to join National Guard as punishment. (Wearing the Rally Cap)
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August 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Threadjack
For all of the Grady bashers and buckstaches, Winky won’t be suspended for his DUI… so there will be no further comments baout Grady since he is in fact suspended. You win with people. Buckstaches remain the garbagemen of the Big Ten.
/end Threadjack
August 29th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Kid Rock is a douchebaghole.
Brewster will be in the new 4 Fast For Furious IV movie which looks pretty terrible…
But Ron the original cast is back! How many times did they need to put 4 in the movie title?
August 29th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
This pic is scary and not hot.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
So you wouldn’t run her over Tampa?
August 29th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Jeter hit that.
I thought it was douchecanoe?
Fuck it, man. I’m staying. I’m going to stay here and enjoy my coffee.
MU 2tds better than Illinois.
Very nice Major League Jerk link.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
CRM
August 29th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I think my head esplode when I figured out I was reading a critique of another blog’s critique of a blog about fucking baseball stats.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
CRM hits another one out of the park. jordanna brewster is way hot and WAY underrated. my compliments!
August 29th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Kid Rock played a concert at Miller Park as part of the HD celebration i believe last night. i heard nothing but bad things about it today.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Roeth -
I think it helps to be reminded that site started out as http://www.majorleagueasshole.com .
One man’s comedy is another man’s vile.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
@Cbh-Give me 2 40s of Olde E my cars keys and lets see what happens
August 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I don’t know about that MLJ link. The quality is so-so, but he sure is handsome!
/NickP’s mom
August 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
SHe looks like a 18 year old Dannica Patrick
August 29th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Shes hot as hell as in Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Beginning.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Things are crazy in Manatee County.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Maggs is just thrilled that MLJ and S&Fs received links in the same day.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
@Roeth and KC: are those compliments?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
When two shitty and poorly written blogs are linked by a good blog, which has readership other than its writers, does anybody really give a shit?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I bet LSU fans are pissed. How are they possibly going to get their collective BAC above 0.30 by 10:00 A.M.?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
there’s a difference in the degree to which they were impaired.
Mags: breaking a rule is breaking a rule
Me: Winky wasn’t 4 fucking times the legal limit /bong rip
Mags: doesn’t matter, sweatervest is a cheater
Me: Fuck you asshole, rich rod rapes babies /bong rip
Mags: FUCK THIS PLACE. it’s full of buckstache assholes. wahh. im the only Michigan fan. wahh.
Me: /bong rip
/saved everyone the agony
August 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Maggs apparently you give a shit, seeing as you comment on it. Oh and I notice the blog you write for is amazing. Oh wait.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
maggs, does a bear shit in the woods?
ark, thats funny.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Can I get this again in English?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Maggs, according to google analytics, your mom reads MLJ. Five times a day.
/high fives all around
August 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Is Imig a complete whore? Dude will write for anything.
A TMZ link and no TBL today. Wow!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I resent that remark. Our blog is not poorly written!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
AzHawk I forgot to tell you your gravatar is pretty kick ass
August 29th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Shouldn’t all you guys be commenting on your own blogs right now? I mean if you are all here then who the hell is going to leave all the comments over there?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Probably a few more tears and a wider vagina, but otherwise – great Maggs impression.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
/tell the whole story, fetch
August 29th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
clown, they won no title when I was in 3rd grade. Except the Big 12 title.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Alright I’m out. Go Kansas, and go Utah.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Is this like blog war or is it merely a blog skirmish? It seems as if the rhetoric has been wratecheted up lately.
Oh, Happy College Football Saturday Eve, everyone.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Thanks Fetch. ‘Merica and the Mean 1941 Jayhawk: Can’t go wrong with that combo.
The Sarah Palin workout. I wish that was some kind of double entandre, but it really is her workout regime.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
So is everyone getting off work early today?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I don’t even fucking write a blog. I just like to read things that are entertaining and contain items that are about more than 5 baseball teams and one shitty football team. Call me crazy.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Shouldn't all you guys be commenting on your own blogs right now? I mean if you are all here then who the hell is going to leave all the comments over there?shit. I forgot to lock the doors at SnF. thanks, Maggs.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Mags, you obviously have taken plenty of time to read our articles and comments to come to this conclusion, correct? I mean you wouldn’t base an opinion on just 1 or 2 posts out of a a few 100, right? i mean that would mean you have read a lot of both sites articles and read the comments, right?
we have reached bill simmons level! people read us out of spite!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Mags…then why complain about them? simple…you don’t like something, don’t bother yourself with it.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I don’t recall any of these “shitty” blogs writing about michigan except to say “MUCK FICHIGAN!”
August 29th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
While reading the FJM treatment on MLJ, I couldn’t help but think of Kramer’s boss when Kramer got the office job. “I’m not sure what this is supposed to be. It’s like you have no business experience whatsoever.”
I don’t think we should be calling it the “FJM treatment” unless it’s funny.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Jeff Boschee converted all the North Dakotans, didn’t he?
And KU Hockey tied Minnesota twice this season. Yes, I’m touting KU hockey and ties.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Damn, Happy. That’s hardcore.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
see, Happy St. read the article and brought his beef to the table. Maggs just spouted off w/o any knowledge. well done both of you.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
If the one shitty football team you speak of is The World Champion New York Football Giants, I find that quite hysterical. If it is about the Michigan State Spartans, please look hard for articles about them.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
It is weird that when I criticize your hackey blog that you all go off about how great it is. If the product was so great, people would enjoy it and there would be no reasoon for all of the writers to come to the its defense. Weird. Also, I don’t read any of your shit. I’m Old Greg mothalickas.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
“Yes, I’m touting KU hockey and ties.”
We have a hockey team? The fuck that happen?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
random poster: wow, it’s such a nice day here.
Maggs: blah, blah, blah, (personal attack), (personal attack)
random poster: man, I was just commenting on the weather
Maggs: blah, Michigan, (personal attack), dick rod, blah, blah
random poster: d00d, I’ve never even heard of this Michigan you speak of. I didn’t even say anything.
Maggs: (personal attack), blah, blah, blah, (personal attack)
random poster: well then. muck fichigan!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
kc, here….
August 29th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Ok. It is the club team. I knew we had one of those, I thought you meant we were big time. I think they practice in OP.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
this is one giant turd of a contradiction.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Maggs fuck’em all…Go Blue
August 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
OK, enough already people.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
ahhh, I love how college football brings the best out in people!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Happy Friday before a long weekend?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
college football rocks!!!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Sparty, will you stop typing this The World Champion New York Football Giants when they are eliminated from playoff contention in Week 15, or will you wait for the new Super Bowl champion?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
on another note Mccain intoduced Palin and said “this is what America needs”. Is this true and what does he mean?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
cbh-going to get all the mileage out of it that I can. but don’t be silly, they are winning the East.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
No concern about losing Osi?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
he means that America needs an attractive older female to ride with.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
cbh- it will make the journey tougher, but they will handle their business.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Where exactly on her was he pointing?
August 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Az Hawk +10
August 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
@AZHawk- I wish it was her ass.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@Happy: You mean like how FJM has(n’t) been hilarious for the last 12 months?
@Maggs: First you cry…then you cry again.
Michigan’s good!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
August 29th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Yeah like that.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Try as you might to actually write something good you just continue to fail. Sorry, your site just isn’t funny to me. Even when you rip a sure fire format for hilarity you still manage to fuck it up and turn it into something boring. You should rename your site The Mad TV of Blogs.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Remember thats my white Mama, “Dont eat my Tuna n Cheese”
August 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@Maggs: waaaaaaaaah
August 29th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
That is so original Nick P. You truly are a skilled craftsman.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Mags…why you gotta hate, lawya? and mad tv had some funny moments…like that one episode where…um…they made fun of that asian lady at the movie theater?
August 29th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Ok to be fair I think Hef is funny and I do enjoy spencers comments as well, but don’t accuse me of hating when you have a complete peice of shit like Nick P. on your site. It isn’t a personal thing between me and him in my opinion it is just that he isn’t funny or clever or positive. He is simply an asshole. He doesn’t add anything but negativety to every single post and it is tiresome. I will leave it at that, but the dude has some problems with me personally and it is getting really old. When I comment that he is a dick, your whole fucking site jumps on me. Loko it is ture, look back at any of that peice of shits comments. He just shoots down everything and it is just not enjoyable for anybody. Fuck him personal attack or not get the guy a hig or something because he is the biggest fuck on this site and I think it would be much more fun without him.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I believe we’ve gone from skirmish to war.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
na…no war. we just need to all have a drink, maybe hit the bong a few times and just settle down and watch some golf.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
just settle down and watch some golf.
You guys won’t be fighting since you will be asleep in no time.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
any of you assholes knock sergio or phil and i’ll be fighting in an instant.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
spencer-you been to hash bash in ann arbor?
August 29th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
no…what is it?
August 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
um, it’s a hash bash….
August 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
they legalize mary jane in the ann arbor city limits for a festival called has bash. It is “legal” but it is like a minimal fine 10 bucks or something
they had Dave Chappelle there a few years back before he went all crazy.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Maggs: truce
/sincere
//not really, you’re a giant douche
August 29th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@ Nick P.
No You’re a giant douche!
/Nick P.’ed
August 29th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
oh fuck…that sounds pimp as shit.
ive already made donations to NORML, i think i should go this year. that’d be fuckin’ awesome.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Wow, I need to make it to Ann Arbor.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
see that’s another reason pot should be legalized. if it was that bad for you, why would UC-Berkley and Michigan have two of the most legalized campuses in the country? hmm? doesn’t make sense to me.
/straw man argument
August 29th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
you guys really never knew about Hash Bash? I thought for sure that Spencer would know about it.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
No but thanks for enlightening me Sparty.
Places to go: Amsterdam, Denver, Ann Arbor
August 29th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
yea, i had no idea…sounds pimp as shit tho.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
spence talks big pot game, but when it comes down to it, he’s all sticks and stems.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
clown…believe me, no sticks and stems. hell, if it’s got a seed, im upset. i come from a long line of p0theads in my family, i was trained well.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
i just thought about a wake and bake i had back when i was a frosh. wow, craziness.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
i just thought about a wake and bake i had back in my entire college life. wow, craziness.
Fixed, later guys, talk to you Tuesday.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I just thought about a wake I attended.
Shit, death is depressing.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Rise Up! Wake and Bake!