Yeah, I know this is Bill Parcells, great coach, legend, renowned hardass, a guy with two Super Bowl rings. Got it. But after seeing this picture I couldn’t help but wonder if this is finally the moment where everyone realizes he’s officially lost his mind.

We knew he was pretty close to doing so in Dallas when he rolled the dice with his hair, debuting that incredible ‘urine splash’ look, but this one is so unexpected.

I’ve always thought Parcells to be a classic no nonsense kind of guy. You know - shirt, pants, sneakers, circulation crippling socks, clipboard - the basic necessities of a no-frills football coach.

The Parcells we see here looks like he’s been lifted from some Panama Jack or Tommy Bahama ad, an ad that went regrettably wrong, led by a minimal budget and a tremendously drunk art director.

Judging by the look on his face he could easily be re-enacting his favorite scene from Indiana Jones. There’s no question he’s twirling a whip here, it’s just too bad we can’t see it.

As of today, Bill’s quarterback depth chart now reads as Chad Pennington, Chad Henne and some dude named John Beck, so maybe he has lost his mind.

CRM’s Note: The Dolphins traded away Josh McCown yesterday to the Panthers for a draft pick. Sounds to me like Parcells is making moves.