Who knows which games were properly covered yesterday (none of them). Keeping my inadequacies in mind, here are some quick recaps from the Saturday college football scoreboard.

(3) USC 52, Virginia 7 - Pac10Speed! (Is that how it works?) Mark Sanchez was 26-35 for 338 yards.

(4) Oklahoma 57, Chattanooga 2 - Perhaps the most insulting blowout ever. Seriously, why schedule this game? Are recruits thinking they can go to Chattanooga to get blown out by a real program? 2 points? “Ball Through End Zone” - horrible. Find me a highlight.

(6) Missouri 52, (20) Illinois 42 - Without having seen a snap, this looks like it would have been a great game to watch. I blame not seeing this game on the Big Televen Network. Even if I was watching Art School Confidential tonight. I still blame others for my missing this game. The two teams combined for over one thousand yards.

Georgia 45, Georgia Southern 21 - Georgia had 535 total yards. I’m searching - I swear I am - for a mention of Knowshon Moreno’s injury, but I just can’t find it. Please someone send a link before I freak out… Oh, wait… here it is

Georgia fans also were holding their breath as star tailback Knowshon Moreno grabbed his right hamstring during a touchdown run. Apparently, Moreno was only cramping up in the heat in Athens, Ga.

/blacks out

I know that there was really no reason for two “Beanie”-related posts yesterday (unless you count humor), so I sincerely apologize to any fans that feel their injured “stars” were neglected. Seriously*.

(21) Oregon 44, Washington 10 - There was a quarterback change by the winning team during this game. I probably should have written an entire post.

(9) Clemson 10, (24) Alabama 34 - Nick Saban said, “Nobody can be satisfied with a one-game performance,” after yesterday’s game. I say “No shit. Who would be satisfied by a one-game ass-kicking?”

*Not seriously.