Dustin Pedroia Bats .327, He’s Just Not That Impressed
Baseball, Olympics September 2nd. 2008, 11:15am
Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone, a 20-year old local product up in Mass., was fortunate enough to visit the Red Sox dugout during yesterday’s game at Fenway Park against the Orioles.
While Terry Francona looks thoroughly entertained here, as though he might be finishing up some wacky joke about how his daughter is the same age, second baseman Dustin Pedroia doesn’t seem to be sharing the same appreciation.
Could it be that his impressive rookie campaign followed by an even better season this year has equated to a level of unthinkable poon, causing him to be intrigued by stuff like batting practice when he’s not being smothered to death by top rate ass?
Perhaps the little guy is purposely overlooking Sacramone because she stands five feet one inches tall, and reminds him of the unfortunate height limitations he faced with women just a few years back.
It’s also possible that he refuses to make eye contact with her because all his wild imagination keeps picturing is her with Kevin Youkilis’s explosive goatee.
Or maybe he’s finally seen this, and just wants a shot at the title. But regardless, unless he’s this Billy Bean, he should be looking, shouldn’t he?
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September 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 am
my guess is pedroia is gay.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
He hates taller women.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
My money is on this.
Also, if he wins MVP and Q doesn’t, the whole award is a steaming pile.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Or maybe Sacramone is just cute and not as hot as everyone on the Internet seems to think.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
sports hernia loves Pedroia.
@spencer: seconded.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Let’s go Devils, clap clap clapclap clap.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Grady MVP
/science
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 am
He pains me. I’ve never seen the guy have a bad at-bat, he’s much like Cano except the exact opposite.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
Just further evidence that all Red Sox fans are apart of Pink Hat Nation.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:34 am
You’d think he’d be excited to find a shorter lady. Maybe David Ortiz had dibs.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Wouldn’t she still be a 9 in Boston?
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
Clown that would be true.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Considering she fell near the end of her routine and it cost the USA the gold and they had to settle for 2nd, she seems more like Bill Buckner’s type.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Or women with bigger traps than he has
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:52 am
Wow, don’t hate on HBO’s Inside the NFL if you don’t want to face the wrath of Peter King.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/09/01/mmqb/2.html
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 am
I have to disagree. Looks to me like he’s eye fucking her.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 am
Hes not even 30 and is already balding hes 4 foot 5. Like Ozzie says “hes a fucking Jockey”. I think he might have that disease where he you age fast or something.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Or maybe Sacramone is just cute and not as hot as everyone on the Internet seems to think.
I didnt think she was hot at first but all of the ass shots got me…Now I just want more ass shots.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Tampa are you calling him Jack?
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
@cbh-yes by the time hes 35 hes going to look like Yogi Bera.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Pedroia’s wife. I think he’s doing ok for himself.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
He’s married? He just turned 25. Terrrrrrrrrrible.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
@crackerjack-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. She looks like Keanu Reeves
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
maybe he’s afraid of being knocked out by her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Ummmm, he’s staring right at her.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
lmao
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
He might be looking through her, thinking about a delicious 9-pitch at bat.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
He’s a Sun Devil. Those guys piss excellence. He’s probably annoyed that she’s screwing up his concentration.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
….speaking of ass shots, can we get some more of her??
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Alicia Sacramone > Mrs. Pedroia. I think Dustin is just now realizing that.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Alicia Sacramone > Mrs. Pedroia. I think Dustin is just now realizing that.
Hes saying damn im batting .327….I could nail that.