Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone, a 20-year old local product up in Mass., was fortunate enough to visit the Red Sox dugout during yesterday’s game at Fenway Park against the Orioles.

While Terry Francona looks thoroughly entertained here, as though he might be finishing up some wacky joke about how his daughter is the same age, second baseman Dustin Pedroia doesn’t seem to be sharing the same appreciation.

Could it be that his impressive rookie campaign followed by an even better season this year has equated to a level of unthinkable poon, causing him to be intrigued by stuff like batting practice when he’s not being smothered to death by top rate ass?

Perhaps the little guy is purposely overlooking Sacramone because she stands five feet one inches tall, and reminds him of the unfortunate height limitations he faced with women just a few years back.

It’s also possible that he refuses to make eye contact with her because all his wild imagination keeps picturing is her with Kevin Youkilis’s explosive goatee.

Or maybe he’s finally seen this, and just wants a shot at the title. But regardless, unless he’s this Billy Bean, he should be looking, shouldn’t he?