Oh yeah, we’re heading into the first weekend with a girl named Leighton Meester, otherwise known as the mean chick on Gossip Girl … eight-year-old caught with lots of fake $20s in elementary school (sidenote: teachers use markers on $20s in elementary school?) … was Us Weekly mean to Palin? … another bright bus driver … Vince Young, now peddling sausage … Britney’s mom writes a book saying her daughter lost her virginity at 14 … and NFL quiz …

The dance continues: Blogging rules for newspapers at college football games. Because nobody’s going to go to a football game if it can be blogged! (Wiz of Odds)

Man impersonates Joba Chamberlain, gets women, booze, and finally, busted. (NY Post)

Heather Mitts blogs about her Gold medal. (Prolebrity)

Hulk Hogan’s net worth might be $32 million; why the family of four has 14 cars and trucks is beyond us. (St. Pete Times)

Being on the receiving end of an email sent to many media members now qualifies as a scoop. (Fanhouse)

Artie Lange bashes the Mets. (The Fightins)

A guide to tailgating. (Sloshspot)

Alec Baldwin is an imbecile who should lay off My Name is Earl. (Defamer)

This guy projected every single game the NFL season. (The Skinny Post)

Another take on the Stephen A. Smith-fantasy sports debate. (What Would Oakley Do?)

The Cavs are about to sign Lorenzen Wright. Perhaps LeBron can coax the talent out of that kid? (Cleveland.com)

You can own a pair of seats from the soon-to-be destroyed Shea Stadium … for $869. (AP)

What to do when your favorite team is rebuilding. (College Game Balls)