PM Roundup: This is as Political as I Get
Animals, Baseball, ESPN, MMA, NFL, Politics, Television September 5th. 2008, 3:15pm
Rumor alert! We hear…. Carlos Quentin fractured his wrist and could be out for the year… The Sox are supposedly announcing it before the game tonight. Quentin hasn’t played at all this week. It’s official. Yay? He’ll have surgery.
I totally should have waited for confirmation and Clayton’d this story as an exclusive scoop.
Keeley Hazell is here right now, but Patrick Imig will be here all weekend. I know it’s not the same, but it’s something. After the jump, a cougar and a gun…
TMZ is so awesome.
MMA on SportsCenter. (MMA Clubhouse)
Don’t piss off Novak Djokovic or he’ll beat your ass on the court. (Yahoo!)
Squirrels on baseball fields are cool. (AA)
Get AI and Sheed’s houses at a discount. (Wall Street Journal)
CBS is fighting for fantasy football Free-dom. (RotoNation)
“I guess I just haven’t reached that point yet, the place where a senseless, violent attack on a 20-something, professional athlete doesn’t cause me to become outraged and want to vent.” (FOX Sports)
Lance Berkman talks a lot. (chron.com)
Joe Gibbs at the RNC. (From The Marbles)
Entourage returns Sunday. (LA Times)
TBL loves this Mad Dog guy. Just another instance where we should all question his taste. (Reel Sports Fan)
When i become a drug kingpin, I’m definitely getting me some alligators. (Otago Daily Times)
Ricky Rubio can ball. (Kornheiser’s Cartel)
Finally, Sarah Palin is a pit bull in lipstick. (Philly.com)
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September 5th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Thank God Quentin is done for the year. That’s one small ray of sunshine.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Fox Sports link doesn’t work.
I think Michael from Prison Break.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Marion Jones was released from jail at the scheduled time
September 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I hate you fetch
September 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I like this bitch’s tits. That Palin story is bullshit Im not gonna listen to bitches defend bitches when bitches are fucking stupid. Cant wait til entourage.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
maybe the cougar can catch bin laden
September 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Anytime, Jeeves. The Twins need all the help they can get. If this leads to Dustin Pedroia being one of the most undeserving MVP’s in recent memory that will suck.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Fetch who deserves it more?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Did Prison Break run on this past Monday?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
How dare you use a picture of Keeley, CRM. Asshole.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
cbh- Pedroia is 4th on his own team in OPS and I think 5th in OBP. It’s really a pick ‘em at that point.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Since you brought her up.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/rasmussen/20080905/pl_rasmussen/palinpower20080905
Farouq, yes, had a 2 hour premiere.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
wtf is up with my DVR…..damn i hate that shit
September 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Didnt ya hear shawn? Mccain knows exactly how to catch Bin Laden, and he’s gonna do it. But you gotta elect him first! Sneaky.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Farouq – Yes
September 5th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
So what youre trying to tell me… is Pedroia isn’t a power hitter. Isn’t there a silver slugger award for that?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Wow, that Mad Dog was, um, interesting and entertaining
/no, it wasn’t. TBL has terrible taste.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Shes gonna have to suck my dick to get my vote.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
*goes to hulu to watch* Peace BL
September 5th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Unfortunately, polls don’t mean shit.
/Dukakis
September 5th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Same deal for Hillary?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I like this bitch’s tits
Shes gonna have to suck my dick to get my vote
Tampa Bo: Keeping it classy since July 2008
Gemma > Keeley
September 5th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
OBP has nothing to do with power. Pedroia is also 19th in EqA, which takes all offensive factors into account (avg., obp, power, etc) if you want to go that route.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Keeley Hazell is in a movie called Cashback(google image search that). I watched it last weekend. A dude freezes time and while she’s frozen strips her nude in a grocery store. Also watched The Bank Job. That movie kicks ass.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
also cracker jack, Pedroia isn’t even the top AL 2B in EqA, Kinsler is. granted he’s hurt….
September 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Shes gonna have to suck my dick to get my vote.
Same deal for Hillary?
Shes gonna have to toss my salad.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Tampa, your misogyny is running at 11 right now, might want to tone it down a bit.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Milton Bradley should be the MVP.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Tampa, your misogyny is running at 11 right now, might want to tone it down a bit.
Dont be mad because yours only goes up to 10
September 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
haha. good stuff
September 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
YO WTF Sarah isnt dead?? Michael Rappaport?? is this right or am I watching a bizaroo Prison Break??
September 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Tampa she already sucked my dick in my mind
September 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Go with BRAA + FRAA. Pedrioia wouldn’t be a completely undefensible selection. He’s probably top 7 or 8. He could still pass some people along the way, if he keeps up his tear.
I’m with irish. +1
September 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
It’s right, it had some real lazy writing but this season looks like it could be exciting.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Any defensive stats in your analysis, fetch?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
/fixed by smart people
September 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
cbh fill me in real quick with the Sarah stuff
September 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Now you’re just making stuff up.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Tampa she already sucked my dick in my mind
Farouq- Next time Dont watch the RNC on shrooms.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
About Quentin:
Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Farouq, don’t be spoiling prison break for me. I still need to watch last season on dvd. I forgot to fucking dvr the season premier the other day as well.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
they’re filming in Diego……cool thats where I be. The Funniest thing ever about Prison Break was when dude got the fake hand LMAO
September 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Ark Ok my bad, Ima go watch online
September 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Sarah wasn’t really dead, Lincoln thought he saw her head in the box but it wasn’t hers. They told them she was dead because they needed them to still do what they wanted.
It was very lazily explained, I think basically they wrote her off the show, then they came to an agreement with her and they had to sloppily put it back together that she was still alive.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Dr.C- Can you fix it I mean you are a doctor.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
pedroia is a complete douchebag…a miniature version of jonathan papelbon.
they should both be deported and permantently muzzled.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Shit sorry Ark, didn’t see that until after you commented.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Surgery is on Monday, Bo..prepping as we speak.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
@spencer- I dont think you can deport them but we can send them to Alaska. since CQ is done Sizemore for MVP.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Sarah Palin is a pit bull in lipstick
Easy to be a ‘pit bull’ when you’re in a state so isolated Ivana Trump’s visit is a “splash of glamor and culture” and moose burgers are the meal of the day. Lets see her hold up while people are actually paying attention…
Here’s a good rundown of the truth and fiction behind Sarah Palin from Slate.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Wait I take that back Dr.C is on it.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
No comments about the TMZ line up top not having a link?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
all good cbh. Like I said I haven’t seen any of season 3 yet so I’m clueless about what you are talking about.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
See thats why the Diamondbacks got rid of him. They knew he couldn’t last a whole season…..
September 5th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Anything in Slate about Kos’ site running the Sarah Palin is NOT the mother post?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
TMZ link was removed because it was fucking misleading.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
August: I thought he was just making a general comment.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Tampa Bo wants to stick it in Obamas kornheiser. enjoy – maybe youll find perez hilton back there. at least you two (or three) might have couple rights in a few months.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@YYSA-Yea they knew his wrist was going to break.
Who would have thought adopting disabled eskimo babies is going to get votes.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Anything in Slate about Kos’ site running the Sarah Palin is NOT the mother post?
I’d like to believe nobody actually bought that, but I guess a quarter of the population is fucking retarded so…
But no, the Slate piece keeps mostly to her political life and avoids the inane wacko theories (sometimes to address something gives it more credence).
September 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
This has been the classiest day ever in the comments section.
/sincere
September 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Denverpilot- How do cock and balls taste?
September 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Damn CRM, now I’m more curious!
September 5th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Seriously, if the ban hammer were to ever toll for anyone, it will toll for Tampa Bo.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
i may put that on my resume!
September 5th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
What why me I just got a personal attack from Denverpilot. Ive just been keepin it real. Mike NYC im sure the Nickeloden Blog would love you.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Mike, do you own an Itouch. I just got the 16GB one, my old of 2 1/2 years stopped charging for some reason and basically became useless.
Stupid question, but for the new one will I just hook it up to my comptuer and it will load my iTunes onto the one?
September 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
good answer Tampa – your intellect is off the charts. Say hello to Jeff Garcia when your “back” there.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Tampa, if that happens, it was fun while it lasted. I particularly enjoyed your work today.
The “turned up to 11″ line was classic.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
no more personal attacks. i apologize.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Wow, I put no care at all into my last post, hope you can understand it Mike.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Pretty much, if not automatically, then you can just drag it.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Thank you sir.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Zune > iTouch
/first time that’s ever been typed
September 5th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
CBH, what can you all do on the Itouch with the WiFi? can you access all stuff on the internet, or just Itunes?
September 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Hahahhaha, so true Clown.
My company does work with Microsoft and it was hilarious listening to our President talk about how the Zune would surpass the IPOD.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Benji, no idea, I think it is coming in the mail today, then I can explore it.
Mike would probably know, his avatar makes me assume he knows all things Apple.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
CBH, it’s lame ’cause it’s $10 when it should be free, but you should really get the software update. Mail, maps, weather, and access to all the Apps.
Benji, if you’re connected via Wi-Fi, you can access Internet, mail, etc.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
TMZ link
Does it not make it look like the “escaped?” What’s the point?
September 5th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
CRM that is rediculous and why would that even be TMZ worthy
September 5th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Ahh… thanks CRM.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
to NickP from way up above, I’m still not sure how much I trust FRAA and the like, that’s why I don’t go with it.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@fetch: No prob, but you have to factor *some* defense and position adjustment in. Pedroia is a good 2B. Kinsler is a butcher.
It’s still Grady anyway.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Yea that’s a good point. Grady is a good choice, I think A-Rod is up there too.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
what award are we talking about again?
September 5th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
As long as a Ranger doesn’t win.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Milton!!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Two weeks ago, ESPN was slurping Youkilis for MVP, last week it was Pedroia. Next week: I heard it’s “Coco for Coco Crips Time”
September 5th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
It’s not a coincidence that in a league that is approximately 70 percent black, the top three players in the 2008 draft were white — Jake Long, Chris Long and Matt Ryan. Keep in mind, Darren McFadden and Glenn Dorsey were widely considered the two “most talented” players in the draft.
Signing bonuses for players taken at the very top of the NFL draft have skyrocketed. When an NFL owner forks over $30 million in cash, he wants to feel confident the player won’t be shot or in some other way damage his career while trying to figure out how to keep a foot in two worlds that are constantly feuding.
I don’t understand Whitlock here. It’s not like Dorsey and McFadden got chump change.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
milton bradley gets injured too often and only play defense about 1/2 the time. he should get a big contract, though.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
milton bradley gets injured too often and only play defense about 1/2 the time. he should get a big contract, though.
That sounds like someone I would want to give big bucks too! Oh he is batshit crazy also! Sign me up!