CRM started it yesterday, so I have no choice but to stick with a good thing. You all are to blame for this. Keeley is probably tired of gracing these pages on weekends where your’s truly hosts TBL, but I won’t allow my colleague to one-up me. I haven’t figured out how you all are to blame for it, but just know that you are.

Had no idea the Bears running game was in such shambles. An old white man in the four-man rotation? [The Sports Point]

There is plenty of hope for Sox fans, even without Carlos Quentin. [Life in the Cell]

What, exactly, should the Rangers offer Milton Bradley? I say some Prozac and cash. [Dallas Morning News]

Marion Jones leaves prison, probably in a fast manner. No one has made that joke before. [NDTV]

The most underrated player in the NFL is an offensive lineman whose coach has a fake-tanning addiction. [Cold Hard Football Facts]

Anquan Boldin seems to be serious: he will not play for the Cardinals this season. [AZ Central]

Ricky Williams apparently negotiated his own contract. The jokes commence … [Yahoo! Sports]

UVA football fans are not to bring signs to their games. G@y. [ESPN Mag]

The Arthur Ashe crowd has fallen out of love with Novak Djokovic. I didn’t know they were ever in love. [NY Times]

Non-obligatory Florida/Miami preview, with jean-shorts reference. [Amphibious Sports Duo]

Lance Armstrong never gets complaints from the ladies, according to Lance Armstrong. [Celebitchy]

Dickie V steals the show at the basketball HoF ceremony — and Patrick Ewing wears shorts. [Deadspin]