Peek after the jump, and see if you can find the symmetry between photos … if Ashton Kutcher were your football coach, would you ask him why he’s not focusing on his awful movie career? … “sticks and stones and weed and bones” … while his papers struggle and layoffs continue, the man prepares for another lavish bash … crumbling: the banking industry … if you’re a Grand Theft Auto fan … you say it’s too doom and gloom; check back in six months from now …

Sean Avery, fashion, reality shows … same old shit. (Page Six)

Athletes attempt to protect their image in the digital age. (Star-Ledger)

Jed Lowrie of the Red Sox and Alicia the “hot gymnast” are a no-go, supposedly. (Inside Track)

“The next day was when I discovered that Terry Bradshaw was, indeed, literate.” (Detroit News)

Who are the four coaches that think USC isn’t No. 1? (LA Times)

Girardi better get his clubhouse back in Spring Training. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Vince Woolfork of the Pats had his Vegas wedding recorded by NFL Films; his wife almost missed it because she was up $40,000 in roulette. (Review Journal)

The Lou Holtz sign wasn’t bad. (College Game Balls)

The stress of black QBs. (NY Times)

Can’t wait for the Brewers to eliminate the Mets in the first round, assuming Milwaukee can stop this slide. (NY Daily News)

Players vomiting always gets a laugh. (Mister Irrelevant)

“Herm Edwards, Chan Gailey and Gunther Cunningham, who pride themselves on their ability to coach tough football teams, will be on “Vince Young” watch this week.” (KC Star)

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