George Brett on the Art of Soiling Himself
Baseball, Video September 19th. 2008, 9:00amWhat is this, one of those hidden-camera tricks? Make sure you have the volume down – George Brett lets the expletives fly when telling a vile story about how he messed his pants in Vegas.
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September 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
“True Story, Whos the pitcher in this game.”
September 19th, 2008 at 9:19 am
He says “True Story” like someone would think he’s making that up.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am
It sorta reminds me of Mallrats when Jason Lee is telling the story of his cousin who starts beating off when their plane was about to crash.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am
The best part was when he said “I’m good for two a year” (meaning times he shits himself). You know, he might be a hall-of-famer, and I might be an overweight, nobody, but I at least can control my bowels.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am
There are just some things you don’t talk about in public!
September 19th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Who hasn’t messed their pants in vegas and or lost 5 hundo at three card monty…Yeah me either
September 19th, 2008 at 9:25 am
“so, did he cum?”
September 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I shit on myself once every 2 years and it always happens on my couch.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Brett has that joke down. I bet he has been telling it for 20 years to all the rookies.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Doesn’t mean it isn’t true. I bet he loves shitting himself as much as he loves telling the story about it.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Oh, I have no doubt the man has shit himself. That joke is probably a compilation of 10 – 15 incidents and he took the highlights and crafted a funny story.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Is this an overdub? He’s facing away from the camera most of the time and I’m wondering how someone would have a camera on him from that distance and get him miked to hear it. I don’t think this is on the up-and-up. I do find it funny though how at the end the guys he’s telling the story to seem to be trying to get away because they’re pretty creeped out.