Honestly, I have no idea who Eva Habermann is.

I won’t waste your time with my words. They all drunkenly came out in the work of art that is the NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion. Also, I have a doozy of a post coming up at 3:45. That’s right boys and girls - It’s all CRM all the time this afternoon. Until 4:15 at least.

Patrick Imig or The Sports Hernia will be your weekend Emcee. I’m not sure which. I promise you that as soon as I know, you’ll know. We have confirmation. He said he’s going to talk about Jimmy Clausen’s hair. I don’t think he’s joking.

Dwyane Wade thinks LeBron should leave Cleveland. (Waiting For Next Year)

Padres dress up as Hooters employees. (Big League Stew)

All commenters should read this and think about it every time they post a comment. (Philly.com)

Hunter Mahan is an open thinker. (Telegraph)

So Josh Howard doesn’t like the National Anthem. Oh no! (Can’t Stop The Bleeding)

Idiot Red Sox fan. (BayNews9)

Michael Beasley needs to grow up! (Yahoo!)

A look at the problems with Page 2’s Ultimate NFL Power Rankings. (The Arena)

“Shark enthusiast” might be the nicest name anyone has ever called Jason. (One for the Other Thumb)

Mario Lemieux and Bea Arthur made a PSA. (PSAMP)

Cell phones kill sperm. (Gizmodo)

Old video game consols. (Edge Online)