Not quite sure where to start in regards to Team USA’s 114-69 drubbing of Puerto Rico last night. So please allow us to ramble:

- Chris Bosh looked a bit lost, Kirk Hinrich seemed trigger happy, and Bruce Bowen ain’t making this team.
- 11-31 from three won’t cut it. The best Euro teams shoot 40% or better.
- Damn, Dwight Howard is fun to watch. Seriously, we’d like to check his shoes for springs.
- There really isn’t much to say about Dwyane Wade. He is incredible.
- Is it wrong to say we’re happy Kobe isn’t on the team?
- Props are in order for Puerto Rico’s Carlos Arroyo. A joy to watch. Still surprised he’s not starting in the NBA.
- Somebody needs to ask Joe Johnson what he thinks of Atlanta’s first-round draft pick Shelden Williams. Johnson is on an island in Atlanta, which is unfortunate, because he’s got star potential.
- We see Carmelo Anthony’s perimeter game as the key to the offense, because if Puerto Rico is any indication, teams are going to give him whatever outside shot he wants.
- It’s a good thing the press came around in the second half, because in the first half, it was unbelievably ineffective.

High Rollers (Sports Illustrated)