Crazed Beaver Spotted on Player’s Back
NFL September 21st. 2008, 5:07pmIt’s been awhile since I’ve been able to catch a Bengals game as opposed to just seeing highlights, but this afternoon I watched the New York-Cincinnati game, and while it was a great game, I was completely enthralled by the beaver that appeared to be chasing Domata Peko’s head wherever it went. For some plays it had the feel of a frantic Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation chasing the squirrel around his house, when the whole time it was comfortably positioned in the center of his back.
Anyway, as I said, it turned out to be a much better game than expected: Giants 26 Bengals 23 F/OT
The Bengals showed up to play with T. J. Houshmanzadeh busting out of his slow start in a big way, catching 12 balls for 146 yards and a TD. But the Giants won in overtime on a 22-yard John Carney field goal. The big play in OT was a 31-yard pass from Eli to Amani Toomer, who appeared to may or may not have his feet in bounds.
The Giants aren’t showing a whole lotta rust, at 3-0 the’re are off to their best start since 2000.
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Ronnie Brown 38 Patriots 13 F
So the Dolphins ended the Patriots’ record winning streak. Color me stupid. I figured New England would walk out of there winning something like 17-10, backed by solid defense and conservative but manageable play by the offense. This changes everything, but then again, the Pats get the Niners next week, so I’m sure they won’t be complaining much.
Ronnie Brown, a sure starter on your fantasy team, scored a team record five TDs. He threw one and rushed for the four others, which came on direct snaps.
Before the Patriots’ began their 21 straight regular-season winning streak, they lost 21-0 to who else, the Dolphins.
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September 21st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Yeah hair is way more important than the Ryder Cup.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Relax dude. It’s about one good game and one shocking game, I threw in the screengrab.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
And, thanks to Ronnie Brown, this week has become one of those “somebody scores an insane amount of points and makes the entire rest of the games pointless” fantasy weeks. Yuck.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I would rather talk about A-Rod’s highlights than the Ryder Cup.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:49 pm
USA USA USA!!!!!
/doesn’t know what we won, just know that we won.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:58 pm
my favorite ryder cup related story
i got into an argument with a guy who said tiger shouldnt have celebrated when he won the us open this year and that he should act like hed been there before. naturally, i accused the guy of being racist. his explanation as to why he disliked tiger was not that he was black, rather that he refuses to play the ryder cup. i kindly pointed out that woods played in 97, 99, 2002, 2004, 2006. aka every fucking cup he has had the opportunity to play in. that discussion was quickly over. what a douchebag.
europe got dominated, especially sergio. phil and leonard should not be on the next team.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Ha!
September 21st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
phil should be on the next team, for sure…you don’t leave him off the same reason you don’t leave tiger off…he’s a top 5 talent in all golf, why leave that out? and he was pretty good this year, despite struggling in sunday singles. also, he was at a kind of disadvantage because he couldn’t hit his typical lefty fade because ALL nicklaus’ courses are set for a righty fade.
europe didn’t get dominated, if the big guys played the way they normally do, they’d have won handily. team america got lucky that westwood and garcia didn’t go off, though sergio did run into a freight train in AK today.
AK and hunter mahan are ryder cup stars and will be for decades…incredibly impressed with them both, especially mahan.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:09 pm
leonard won both of his foursome’s on day one. OF COURSE he deserves to be on the team next time around. He has been on two championship teams. How many has Tiger been on?
September 21st, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Ryder Cup Post is up there
September 21st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
This post was hair-lairious.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:56 pm
i just dont like either of them at all
September 21st, 2008 at 7:11 pm
The Pats had better not sleep on SF… I’d take J.T. O’Sullivan over Matt Cassell without hesitating.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 am
Three of Toomer’s feet were in bounds.