Jeter Celebrates in Style: With Minka Kelly
Athletes and Celebrities September 22nd. 2008, 5:28pm
How does he do it? It is as if the man has done his homework on the women we’re fans of, and made it his objective to date them. Alba, Biel, FNL’s Minka Kelly … nicely done, Jeter.
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September 22nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
It is as if the man has done his homework on the women we’re fans of
Hide the wife TBL.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
How does he do it?
He walks up to them and says ‘Hi, I’m Derek Jeter’. That’d be my guess.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Damn Jeter you da man. Fuck A-Rod his stupid ass got Married and now divorced. He should have looked at Jeter and been like thats smart. Damn Minka is so hot.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Jeter should make the hall of fame just because of the high quality of tail he pulls on the regular.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Totally separate from my hatred of him as a ballplayer, I’m more than impressed by the women he can claim. Well done, sir.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
You can hate the player, but respect his game.
He’s probably one ScarJo pic and a weekend fling with Megan Fox or Miranda Kerr from just sort of sealing the best lineup ever award.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
TBL just show up at his doorstep in a wife beater. Then the women be yours.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Saw him at a Midtown East establishment about 6 years ago. He and 3 of his buddies were in a booth having a couple of cocktails. His buddies shooed off any non-desirables and invited any hotties to have a seat and a drink.
Every chick in the bar had their tongues wagging, hoping to land a seat next to #2.
Every dude in the bar had their tongues wagging, hoping to land any chick that couldn’t land Jeter.
It was, truly, an amazing scene.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
does that work in chicago? wrigleyville really is awesome.
“non-desirebles” – lol
great usage
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
He’s probably one ScarJo pic and a weekend fling with Megan Fox or Miranda Kerr from just sort of sealing the best lineup ever award.
This is just greedy. Alba, Biel, FNL’s Minka Kelly is good enough for your best lineup ever award.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Wait, did I miss the part where he was Derek F’in Jeter? That doesn’t get you anyone you want, period?
I’d say he’s a pretty damn good candidate with that trio, but remember that Brad Pitt’s had Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, and good ol’ Joe DiMaggio and Jack Kennedy had some damn good pull in their day.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
The Jessica’s >>>>>>>>>>> Anniston and Angelina.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Hell, you haven’t even mentioned Mariah. That catch in the mid-90’s was worth 2 Minka Kelly’s.
As for Wrigleyville, stories were rampant that if you were lucky enough to find Mark Grace at a local establishment back in the day, you could hook on his coattails for the evening and pick up any scraps that you could find.
This, of course, is urban legend. However, with the ever infamous Slump Buster clip with Rome, it is likely closer to truth than fiction!
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I was thinkin pitt was up there. Pitt is the man he could probably he nails prime meat but Aniston is not prime meat I would nail her but would jeter…No.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
4 time WS winner, WS MVP, ROY, MLB All Star, and puller of great tail. really a blessed life
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I meant he probably nail any chick he wants and he nails prime meat but Aniston is not prime meat I would nail her but would jeter…No.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
agreed with Tampa Bo. Angelina is amazing but Anniston brings that group down. Pitt is big balling, but Jeter is king when it comes to chicks on the resume.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Jeter has also avoided wedded bliss, which is probably the only way to really win this here competition.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I remember talking to this tramp in a BW3s in Columbus years ago who claimed that Mark Grace flew her in to major league cities for weekend. I think she had a few pictures. She was a desirable.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Brad Pitt also had Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow. Meh.
Doesn’t Jeter have the clap, though? (Might have read that on Gawker, completely unsubtantiated).
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Hell, you haven’t even mentioned Mariah.
Yea Mariah is old but she is prime meat
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Breaking: Jeremy Shockey is out for at least 6 weeks with sports hernia surgery.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Better question: why can’t he hold onto any of the women? What do they find out when they’re with Jeter?
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Breaking: Al Harris is out for the year with a Chris Simms.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I’ve found that New York women are a lot more aggressive than Chicago women. Not too many here will actually approach you at a bar, in New York they have no qualms about starting it up.
Surprisingly here in my (during the week) new home of Flint there are a lot of cute 19-22 year old girls and they apparently love guys from Chicago.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
sanders, that shit is old news.
Jeter probably gets tired of these woman and move on.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Diesel, how long are you stuck in Flint for? That would suck all sorts of ass.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
No it’s not, Chris Mortensen just called me.
It’s Monday night, time for two hours of CW melodrama. Yeah!
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Breaking: Al Harris is out for the year with a Chris Simms.=Kevin duckworth is dead.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
why can’t he hold onto any of the women?
Hes a player he hits them and quits them.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Kevin Duckworth’s dead?
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Benji, there isn’t a specific end date yet. My life Monday to Thursday sucks a whole lot of ass, but at least I have these 2 girls to hang out with.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
That doesn’t sound so bad. Plus, all chicks in shitpoor towns want to do is fuck. At least in my mind that’s how it is.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Diesel strap it up son.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
That’s what I’m hoping for, maybe they are impressed by my suite at the Residence Inn (Ha!). I need to call them tonight, I hope they don’t know each other.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Very basic list of Jeter’s lineup: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/05/minka-kelly-derek-jeter-dating-rumors/
Didn’t the guy from counting crows pull good talent for a while?
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Didn’t the guy from counting crows pull good talent for a while?
I dont know how that guy does it he had Courtney Cox. I guess he played the sensitive guy game probably cried alot n shit. But it worked.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I believe Duritz pulled Jennifer Aniston, too.
How about that lead singer from Third Eye Blind? He went from Chalize Theron to Vanessa Carlton. Talk about a fall from grace…
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
If you think about it Aniston is a slut. John Mayer just dummped the loser.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
John Mayer hasn’t done too bad for himself, either. Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jennifer Aniston isn’t a bad trio. And those are just off the top of my head.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston hasn’t been hot since the 1990s.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Jeter and Clooney are geniuses.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
@TheSports Hernia
Damn Jeter you da man. Fuck A-Rod his stupid ass got Married and now divorced. He should have looked at Jeter and been like thats smart. Damn Minka is so hot.
Jeter and Clooney are geniuses.
Not bad for a couple of supposed “gay men”
/NTTAWWT
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Jeter has nothing on Sam Malone.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I have to agree that John Mayer tops Jeter… in that he has these girls falling for him and just walks away, while you don’t hear the same about Jeter (just herpes rumors).
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Jeter drove Mariah bat shit crazy when he dumped her.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Mariah is always bat shit crazy… regardless of the situation.
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:31 am
I wonder if we all start coveting(spell?) an ass ugly woman if Jeter would be linked to her in a tabloid the following week. You know, just to rub it in our faces.
Here’s to “Jeter and Amy Winehouse ‘08″!
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I think Jeter is King. First, we’re only talking about the celebrity chicks we know of. I’m sure there are at least a dozen hot ones that he’s knocked off that we haven’t heard about. Secondly how many insanely beautiful non-famous hot chicks has he scored just in his hometown? I can’t even imagine.
Add to that he’s a Michigan man and a Wolverine fan and Jeter is King of All Players.