State champs in 2005 and 2006, and runners-up in 2007, the Robertson Cardinals will be doing no such damage on the New Mexico football scene this year: Six of the team’s veterans pinned down six underclassmen at football camp in August and sodomized them with a broomstick (outside the shorts, but it still caused bleeding). The entire coaching staff was fired – one coach walked in while a sodomy was taking place, and simply said, ‘cut it out‘ before walking out of the room – and the team has been drubbed in its first three contests.

Insult to injury: Unruly fans from opposing schools ‘have taunted the Robertson girls’ soccer team and a middle school girls’ volleyball team with “references to broomsticks and other very inappropriate sexual innuendoes.”‘

We’d ask why hazing invariably turns into homo-erotic activity, but it’s probably something that can’t be answered.

Prep football: Woods breaks silence over Robertson hazing allegations (New Mexican)