Beano Cook’s Already Picked the 2010 BCS National Championship Game: Alabama vs. Penn State
College Football, ESPN, Video September 24th. 2008, 2:15pm
On ESPN radio earlier today, out of left field, the biggest Ron Powlus cheerleader in the history of college football felt confident with what his crystal ball told him about the 2010 National Championship football game (a little under 14 months away!). Because the sport is largely schedule-driven – with a win in Morgantown, South Florida could be in the National Championship game this year, folks – a brief, wayyyyyyy too early look at whether or not this has a scintilla of credibility.
Penn State schedule looks like. Road trips to Illinois (won’t be easy if Juice returns), Michigan (improved, but still a year or two away), and Michigan State (Ringer won’t be around). Get Ohio State (Beanie might be gone, the defense will graduate a ton) at home. One open slot on the schedule, but it’ll be a cupcake, for sure. Offensively, Clark and Royster return, and they’re off to tremendous starts.
Alabama’s 2009 schedule is a bit tricky (or we just suck at navigating the net). It looks like the Tide have five open dates left. Seems like a high number. Anyway, it looks like Nick Saban gets LSU and Tennessee at home, but has to travel to Auburn. No Florida? Ole Miss could be a tough road game. There’s always the SEC championship, too. Three of ‘Bama’s offensive skill players – Coffee, Jones, and Ingram – will return.
Below, a video of Cook, though not the one with today’s prediction (but with a mention of the USC Song Girls!). It is odd to see him with the glasses.
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September 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
He’s alive? Wow.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I wish the ‘08-’09 season wasn’t already over cause I’m so jacked for the 2009-2010 season I can’t stand it!
/Vols, bitch
September 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I love Beano Cook Post
September 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I can’t wait for the ‘09 offseason!!! *crosses fingers for new coach. Any coach*
September 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
surely you jest!?
September 24th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
actually TBL, it would be a little over 15 months but who’s counting?
September 24th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Is Beano still a good source for information?
/seriously
September 24th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Alabama could always schedule Louisiana-Monroe if they needed an opponent…
September 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
have you sent your resume in yet, Sean Jean? I faxed mine in monday and have a phone interview scheduled for after the next loss. fortunately, I won’t have to wait long and already have it penciled in for next monday.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
How about Matt Millen, Sean? I hear he’s available.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Beano Cook is the man. he hates the Yankees so he’s alright in my book.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Sean Jean -
Mike Leach is getting restless in Lubbock.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
mike leach is on a date as we speak
September 24th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Beano Cook is a fucking bastard. All he did all season in ‘94 was rave about how PSU was the best team in the nation, decrying the Nebraska sympathy. Then, when it came time for the final AP ballot, the fuckface went and voted for Nebraska. He can take a broomstick (sideways) up the ass.
No holes in the PSU 2009 schedule. It’s cupcake city (unfortunately), with Eastern Ill. filling the gap.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I’m only asking because I can’t tell if this is supposed to be funny, mocking or for real. It’s been a tough season already for me being a Chiefs fan and all. Herm “I suck dick” Edwards has my head all fucked up from his ring-around-the-QB he pulled in the first quarter of week 2.
The news of Millen has me all excited that maybe the Chiefs will can Peterson.
GO BILLS!!
September 24th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
SeanJean, I wouldn’t be so sure, Mandel certainly doesn’t think a firing is a sure thing.
Lets slow down on this PSU love fest lately, we haven’t played anyone just yet. I am cautiously optimistic.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Then, when it came time for the final AP ballot, the fuckface went and voted for Nebraska. He can take a broomstick (sideways) up the ass.
Not saying it’s right but I think a lot of voters found Nebraska winning a road game in the Orange Bowl more impressive than Penn State blasting a sorta decent Oregon team. I agree the title should have been split that year.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I don’t know about Beano…I am sure he has sources being that he’s about 900 years old, but he so fucking old that he may be a bit out of touch. I don’t know. I am not a huge NCAAF fan, but, I seem to always watch Gameday and they seem to have pretty good info.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Thank god there wasn’t a BCS in 1994, it just would have ruined everything.
/fuck nebraska
September 24th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Penn State is going to suck….and that is only based on opinion. I have no stats and no schedule info. All I know is that at least every couple years Penn State gets some love and then they suck. I think for them to really get getter they are going to need to get a new coach that can actually make it up and down the side line without a walker.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Coop, Sports Illustrated thought you guys won the national title. They didn’t even bother putting out Nebraska national title gear, it was all Penn State gear.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
mike leach is on a date as we speak
I want to hear Leach on how to initiate sex with a lady. Hes good, Leon Phelps better watch his ass.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
cbh – that would have been fine it that was his position all along. But, the bloated fuckface blew smoke up PSU’s ass all season, and then stayed true to his archaic/outdated Pitt vs. PSU “rivalry” by voting against us.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Remember South Florida’s collapse last year? It starts again on Saturday night against NC State. They are a fraudulent football team. They remind me of Fresno State. They are pesky. They will win some games that they aren’t supposed to. But, in the end, the lack of size and lack of depth come back to bite them…
September 24th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Our biggest problem next year is that we lose 4/5 of our O-line.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
We are going to be so much better by 2010. Dantonio is building a juggernaut.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
He’s alive? Wow.
by the looks of it, not for long
/Grim Reaper
September 24th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I hate when people predict things, let alone for somehting 15 months from now.
“Beano predictions this week!” and then Beano ends up 1-9. Brilliant!
September 24th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I hate when people predict things
One person who won’t be reading my new blog.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
And the top 3 receivers, its this year or bust.
Don’t you mean Georgia?
September 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I thought Brent Musberger was the biggest Ron Powlus cheerleader in history?
September 24th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Really? Ask Vanderbilt about that.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Beano Cook has a great history of being spot on with his predictions.
/Ron Powlus
September 24th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Georgia as well.
Why is someone talking about South Florida? Until they actually have more than one good season let’s assume they suck.
GO BILLS!!
September 24th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
and the fact joe pa will still be HC.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I think SoFla has some talent, but lets be realistic, the old blue bloods (and the writers) aren’t going to let a commuter school that plays in a pro stadium win a title. They are allowed to be on Thurs nights (not Sat), but there is a definite ceiling for them.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
unfortunately SoFla get all the FL, FSU and UM rejects…so there is something wrong with them in some fashion.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Millen fired! WOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 24th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
penn state’s losing a ton of starters this year. sure, an easy schedule helps get a team to a national title but you have to have some players.
i find beano’s videos amusing but he’s way out to lunch on penn state next year.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
@sandib- Did you see the new Orlando Magic uni’s? go check out Orlando Sentinel.com if not
September 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
No contract yet! (Fingers crossed – please take JayPa with you).
September 24th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
irish…didn’t look at them, but i always liked the black and white pinstriped ones. those were pimp.
and yes, i realize you weren’t talking to me.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Roll Tide!! Back to back national champs ‘09 & ‘10.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
illformula…making up NC’s again? typical bammer fan.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Hasn’t Orlando now changed uniforms like 4 times in 8 years?
September 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
one word spencer, Lee.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
There are only 4 open dates on bama’s schedule and one of them will have to be filled by an SEC east team, but I don’t know whose turn it will be. I only know it won’t be GA and maybe we dodge FL as well. That would be about as easy as a SEC schedule can get, but it is still nasty.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
@Irish: Don’t they look like the original Charlotte Hornet unis from like 10-15 years ago??
September 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Lee? where’s the fucking Cliff? that’s bullshit, ill.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Don’t forget that Penn State did win the 1994 New York Times National Championship. Sadly, PSU chose to commemorate this with a since-removed sign fixed to the outside of Beaver Stadium. I have the old posters they gave out at the SBS somewhere.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
link on the uni’s?
September 24th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
We’re on a last name basis, spencer.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/basketball/magic/orl-magic-jerseys-photos,0,3432578.photogallery
September 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Bama will lose a lot of their O-line including thier LT who may go in the top 5 in the next draft. Until they get some better WR’s and a better QB it will be tough for them to win the SEC.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/basketball/magic/orl-magic-jerseys-photos,0,3432578.photogallery
September 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
@cbh- try 4 changes in 20 years, not 8
September 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
the most fucked over team, ever.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
ill…well, that’s admirable then.
cbh…you beat me, asshole.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Per this Link Bama will miss GA and FL for the 2009 season which is forturnate
September 24th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Alabama still plays Auburn right? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@irish – yep, saw them the other day on the news, I like them. It’s too bad that you can’t actually see them from the nosebleeds in the shittyass amway (whatever the fuck it is now) arena.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Bitter about this past weekend, ark?
September 24th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
good stuff sandib