Erica Durance is on Smallville. I have no proof, but I have to guess that show inhabits TBL’s DVR. Speaking of television, what a great night for just that, eh? An hour of both The Office and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a damn good reason to celebrate. I might have an Octoberfest or threeve.

The conflicts of sports writing. (Posnanski)

Hot dogs cause a bomb scare in Philadelphia. (SI)

Phil Fulmer’s G-mail was hacked. (The Dead Guy’s SEC site)

The Mets are unfortunate. (The Onion)

Slow days at FSU. (Denver Post)

That’s around a million dollars per loss. (The Big Picture)

Plax was involved in a domestic dispute. Just like my neighbors! (NorthJersey.com via Deadspin)

A slight oversight on SI’s part. (Mondesi’s House)

Like Training Day, but without the Oscars. (FOXNews)

Scott Linehan is acting douchey. (STLtoday)

The ‘63 Mets on the Sullivan show. Has it really been that long since they were able to score a man from 3rd with no-outs? (YouTube)

Oh, those precocious Cowboys. (Pro Football Talk)

Urban Meyer is a new Rays fan. (TambaBay.com)

I am absolutely speechless that this was actually written. The idea of Fedor fighting Kimbo is… ridiculous. (MMAjunkie)