Of course he is. Personally, I can’t believe he can see the keyboard through the smoke. I guess blogging is like free-style rapping. Except, you know, a lot less cool. ["Whaaaat!? Nuh-uh!" - TBL] Could Lil Wayne write a book? Of course not. When you smoke as much weed as he does just keeping your eyes open long enough to type a blog post with one hand while the other holds a bag of Funyuns is pretty damn impressive.

It turns out that Weezy watches a ton of sports. In fact, it’s all he watches. Still, he’s surprised by how bad the Bengals are. He also thinks the Chargers are going to be fine, despite their 1-2 record. New England on the other hand…

The Patriots aren’t going to be fine. I expected this to happen even before Brady got injured. I’ve been skeptical for a while now. They lost their drive. They used to go out there and crush people, playing good football every Sunday. You could see when they were winning how great they were playing, how hard they trained and how disciplined they were. But then it became about ‘who is this person dating’ and whatever, and that’s when I thought this would happen.

There you have it. Brady got injured because it became about who he was dating. I bet Weezy and TBLeezy subscribe to the same magazines.

I bet you didn’t know Lil Wayne was a Packers fan, did you?

As a Packer fan, it’s been pretty good so far. Aaron Rodgers has been wonderful, man. He’s handled everything, and way more than just the football part. Of course it helps the Jets aren’t doing nothing.

I think I’m starting to like this guy.

Of course, the highlight of the post (Besides the out-of-left-field paragraph about being a pee-wee fullback that screams… never mind, you can’t scream when you’re coughing.) is Wayne’s revelation that he is a huge tennis fan.

I also love tennis. I had a lot of people over to my place to watch the Wimbledon final this year, and we went crazy. I love Federer but Nadal is my favorite.

How much money would you pay to attend a Wimbledon party at Lil Wayne’s house? Can you honestly imagine a more surreal scenario? Lord, I can’t wait for his next post.

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[ESPN The Magazine]