H Duff because she’s dating an athlete, and A Hathaway because of NSFW scenes like this in Havoc … cities that will be hit hardest by the economic catastrophe … heather locklear’s arresting mug shot … Hank Baskett’s playmate wifey (?) in Miami … $20 million for 17 days on the job, and his company failed … doctors amputate man’s penis without his consent … kudos to these professors who were against Paulson’s sham of a bailout plan …

Unnoticed in Saturday’s bedlam: Nice win for Notre Dame over Purdue. (Indy Star)

Steer clear of here, Mets fans. (City of Champs)

Behind the scenes at Gameday in Athens. (Birmingham News)

Here we go again – with the Raiders heading into a bye week, Lane Kiffin is a dead man walking. (LA Times)

Georgia fan invokes the “we didn’t lose, we just ran out of time,” line. (Dawg Sports)

Fans of Friday Night Lights are irate! (NY Post)

Can’t wait until that shirtless Corso photo hits the internet. (College Game Balls)

Calhoun still can’t keep control of his players. (Hartford Courant)

Football prospect to touring with Creed to 27-year-old DII backup. (SI)

Chip Carey and Buck Martinez will be calling the Red Sox/Angels series. (USA Today)

Shawn Kemp went home to check on his house after Hurricane Ike swept through … and his Italian hoops team cut him. (Slam Online)

Cute Commie scores 35 to lead the Silver Stars into the WNBA Finals. (News-Express)

Nothing like an angry cup of Mushnick in the morning. (NY Post)

Favre’s Top 10 sidekicks, but where’s Chmura? (Gibbs 12)