When in doubt: Megan Fox … bad idea: Remaking Dirty Rotten Scoundrels … initially we were in the Maria camp, but slowly, we’ve gravitated Erin’s way … Hank Baskett must be thrilled his girlfriend is flashing her boobs (NSFW) all over the place … did your Congressman vote for or against the bailout? … support your local stripper in these trying economic times … because it has been awhile: Cheryl Cole

Oregon’s staggering saga of losing seven QBs in a year. (LA Times)

Yovani Gallardo hasn’t started a game since May, but he’s pitching game one of the NLDS for the Brewers. (JS Online)

Tank Johnson is angry at Rock Cartwright for standing on the star in the middle of Dallas Stadium. (Wash Post)

Golf visors can work on some folks? (Golf Girl)

Not surprisingly, IU pins the blame all on Kelvin Sampson. (Rush the Court)

NHL rookie to watch: Patrik Berglund of St. Louis. (USA Today)

Jets’ safety suspended for helmet-to-helmet hit that knocked out Boldin. (NYDN)

Blazers’ rook Rudy Fernandez, already trash talking. (Fan’s Attic)

Hey, Flip Saunders might work again! (STET Sports)

Weird: Heat GM Randy Pfund resigns. (Miami Herald)

Nice read on Andruw Bynum. (LA Times)

Memories of Shea Stadium. (Armchair GM)

If the Rays win the AL or the World Series, Sin City stands to lose a ton of money. (Vegas Watch)

David Wright of the Mets supports John McCain. (NY Post)