•  Javier Vazquez is 0-for-4 in big games the past two weeks. His six earned run, four 1/3 inning performance today leaves him with 24 earned runs in his last 17 1/3 innings. He hasn’t gone past four 1/3 since September 14th.

DON’T MISS THE DEBUT OF FRANK TV, TUESDAY OCTOBER 21ST.

  • Evan Longoria hit two home runs and had three RBI in his first career postseason game. He’s also the front-runner for AL rookie of the year. Oddly enough, 82% of the sellout crowd at Tropicana thought it was an unfunny joke that Tony Parker’s wife was playing 3rd base.

ON OCTOBER 21ST, IT’S THE SEASON PREMIERE OF FRANK TV ON TBS. VERY FUNNY.

  • As a heterosexual male, I have no problem admitting Rays pitching coach Jim Hickey is still quite a handsome man. He doesn’t look one day older than when he was unceremoniously dumped by the Astros and Tim Purpura.

FRANK TV BEGINS IT’S SECOND SEASON TUESDAY OCTOBER 21ST. HE DOES ALL SORTS OF IMPRESSIONS. YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.

  • If there’s one thing the playoffs have taught us over a 24 hour span, it’s that Bon Jovi will play for your son or daughter’s graduation party if the price is right.

CHECK OUT AN ALL NEW FRANK TV, TUESDAY OCTOBER 21ST. JOHN MCCAIN AND BARACK OBAMA APPROVE.

  • Carlos Pena left the 3rd inning with blurred vision, something he had trouble with late in the regular season. I think he looked out in the stands and his retina detached due to shock.

IF YOU DON’T TUNE IN TO FRANK TV ON OCTOBER 21ST, THESE ADS WILL CONTINUE SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST WATCH IT.

  • It’s apparent to me that Juan Uribe shaved Nick Swisher’s facial hair in July and kept in a safe place before gluing it to his chin.

FRANK TV DEBUTS OCTOBER 21ST. HEY AT LEAST WE’RE NOT DANE COOK PLAYOFF ADS. THERE IS STILL ONLY ONE OCTOBER, THOUGH.

  • AJ Pierzynski ended the game with a flyout to the delight of frosted-tip douchebags everywhere. Even they’re embarrassed by the goon. I love coffee.

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