– Victorino hit a grand slam in the 2nd off CC Sabathia and finished with three hits. He resembles a much smaller version of WWE wrestler Batista.

– The Phillies sent Sabathia to the showers in the 4th after five runs on six hits and four walks. Went to the well once too often with CC, the Brewers did — it was his fourth straight start on 3 days rest. He failed to eat his usual pregame meal of glass bottles of tartar sauce over squirrel meat. 

– Brett Myers got through seven innings and gave up two runs. The TBS crew constantly reminded all of Myers high intensity level but in the end, he didn’t piledrive the Philly Phanatic.

– Philly is 6-0 at home against Milwaukee this year. That’s because Geno poisons the visiting team’s Philly Cheese buffet with anthrax-laced peppers.

– Shane Victorino doesn’t back either Mr. Biden or Mrs. Palin, by the way. He backs The Office. Wait, it’s not on tonight. Damnit.

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