That’ll be all for us this week, people. We’ve carved out a nice space on the sofa for watching insane amounts of sports this weekend. In addition to postseason baseball (White Sox/Rays and Red Sox/Angels tonight), there’s also the return of Kimbo Slice (CRM will be live-blogging the cauliflowered ear madness) Saturday night, unbeaten and untested Texas traveling to Colorado, and Redskins-Eagles Sunday.

Party like the Caps, and go get yourself a beauty pageant winner like Michael Phelps. Or, laugh at this Sam Cassell photo.