Hey, it’s not our idea, but that’s what the City of Champs floats. And we gave it some thought this morning, mostly because absolutely nothing about this weekend’s shitshow makes sense. The menacing Internet Sensation, who may or may not have gotten lucky in his first fight, got one-punched by a last-minute fill-in who had pink streaks in his hair. It took all of 14 seconds, and the video is after the jump.

How can a beast who absorbed numerous bare-knuckled punches to the face in his street-fighting days get knocked from one shot to the chin? Why didn’t the referee see that after Slice went down, he got hit in the back of the head, which is illegal? And of course: Does anyone care about Kimbo Slice anymore? Is it possible that he worked on his ground game so much, that he forgot that you don’t lead with your chin?

As for Gus Johnson (fast-forward to 4:20), this wasn’t one of his best calls. In hindsight, it’s easy to say Johnson could have gotten away with one-word (Wow, fraud, or unreal would have worked), and then gone to silence to let the crowd capture the moment.

Here’s a contrarian thought - Kimbo’s stock is at an all-time low. Does UFC make a run at the guy, and put him in the tomato can role?