Anna Kournikova, because she never gets old … Global economic meltdown Halloween costume ideas … this story about shoppers cutting back is akin to a team finally realizing they are down 21 in the fourth quarter and finally thinking, ‘we need to pass’ … crafty criminal uses Craigslist to rob a bank … ha, someone punched out the Lehman CEO … before you put your money in the bank, check to make sure the bank is in good shape … so less attitude and aggregation, and more facts and analysis? …

Luke Walton’s scary stalker is arrested … who can find a photo of this freak? (OC Register)

Female spotted wearing Patriots jersey with Gisele on the back. (Joe Sports Fan)

Some guy from Ball State’s ranked (!) football team is going on First Take today, and it isn’t Whitlock. (Ball State U)

Of course Monta Ellis made an immature decision – he’s 22! Surprised they’re coming down so hard on him. (Golden State of Mind)

Why is Barry Melrose making so many trades this early? (Puck Update)

LeBron tells Cleveland he’s not going anywhere. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Mitch Mustain is taking snaps and may start for USC this week against Arizona State. (LA Times)

Do you sit Brian Westbrook against San Fran, essentially getting him two weeks rest? A loss to the 49ers would be detrimental to playoff hopes. (Philly Daily News)

Tough times at the LA Times. (LA Observed)

Orlando Woolridge’s kid is doing the rapper/baller thing. (CBS Sports via Rush the Court)

Weak shirt, Mike Phelps. (Fitz Facts)

Fun with the Cleveland Browns and their penchant for grabbing the opponents private parts. (The Cleveland Fan)