At a Nacogdoches high school pep rally in Texas last month, cheerleaders thought it’d be funny to come up with a skit where they “kidnap” their rivals, ask them to get on their knees and “pretend” to execute them (gun shots from Paper Planes went off in the background). Then, the girls tossed money in the air! Blame it on that darn rap music! See video of the skit here.

[Aside: When you try to say Nacogdoches, don't you think of that line in Office Space where the Bobs try to pronounce Samir's last name and they go, 'Samir Naga ... Naga ... ah, Not gonna work here anymore!' and then erupt in laughter?]

Naturally, a parent complained, a petition was circulated, the principal yanked an editorial about the incident from the school paper, and we’ve got a crisis in Texas. This seems right in the FNL wheelhouse, although church-going Lyla Garrity could never pull the trigger.

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