Because it’s been awhile since we’ve featured Jessica Biel … hey, what’s another $150 million bailout? … what happens when you go to the unemployment office and they’re out of money? … on the positive side, illegal immigration is way down! … as usual, we’re way late: My New Haircut … guy who’s been right for two years, and he’s predicting the Dow dips to 7,000 … let the hate for Sean Avery begin! … Sarah Palin will drop the puck to open the Flyers’ season …

Eric Karros, another FOX guy, agrees with Tim McCarver. (Farther off the Wall)

UFC’s Dana White on you-know-who: “I think you’re going to see him fighting at barbecues again.” (USA Today)

A vote for the Mets not to sign Manny. (Newsday)

Manny Ramirez is auctioning off a car for charity. (eBay)

Last year it was a significant injury to Bobby Frasor, this year, UNC has lost defensive stalwart Marcus Ginyard for eight weeks. (Fay Observer)

Blogger fails at D-League tryout. (Hoops Addict)

Who’s applying for the Auburn offensive coordinator job? (Sports Point)

Interesting chant, Kansas fans. (CGB)

Wiz center Brendan Haywood needs wrist surgery and he’ll be out 4-6 months; fire up the optimism about rookie JaVale McGee. (Bullets Forever)

Bird dropping facials are huge with the Beckhams. (NYDN)

Coming to grips with the Wizards’ squandered season. (STET Sports)

Will the Washington Huskies ever get it right again? (Seattle Times)

“Between the 97-person entourage of ESPN, the 40 NFL scouts and a movie production crew, it’s OK to wonder if the Bailey involved tonight is the Deacons center named Trey or Mr. Barnum’s business partner.” ACC football fever – catch it tonight! (Greensboro News & Record)

“A Manitoba man is suing the mother of his child, claiming he shouldn’t have to pay child support because he was asleep when she had sex with him.” Damn Canadians. (Edmonton Sun via Smackcaster)